Got any suggestions?
 

What should a new member do here?

Depends.

Are you an attractive female that's eager to give oral sex and enjoy taking a face full of ejaculate? If so, you should mosey on over to my house.

Otherwise, I guess you should just read around and try to get to know the regulars.

What's your goal in signing up?

Nothing just bored and YES!

Yes what?

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Depends.

Are you an attractive female that's eager to give oral sex and enjoy taking a face full of ejaculate? If so, you should mosey on over to my house.


To that!

If I have to IP ban you, I will.

I don't believe you. Send me a picture of you with a face full of ejaculate and holding a little sign in your teeth that says "This goo could be yours, Dave" and we'll talk.

lol...man...i must have missed this step in newbie orientation....

Ha. You're free to do so if you feel left out.

Your approach (and identity) were probably less questionable, tonks.

hmmm....let me check my schedule....drat, all booked up this week.:rolleyes:

You talkin' to baby doll, or dave???? :angel:

Does anyone else find it amusing in a tragic sort of way that this person comes here complaining about being an outcast in school, first gets some support, then some friction and finally is kicked out to continue to be an outcast. Not because she's fat, not because she's not pretty, but because she's an obnoxious annoying retard...
Maybe all of those problems have surfaced from her being nothing but an obnoxious retard…

Oh well, as far as I know stupidity is just another incurable and terminal illness.

Incurable, yes; terminal, no...stupidity never ends.

What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.

SUPIDITY
 

15% of stupid people's last words are:

Hey, Y'all, Watch this!

15% " I wonder what this button does"

the other 70%?








47.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Originally posted by Lumberjim:


I don't know the exact percentages but would guess that these might also be included:

"Don't worry, its not loaded."

"The white tigers are getting fat - I'm putting them on a diet."

"What's wrong with day-old sushi?"

"This is probably the last ice-fishing day of the Spring."

etc... :)

"hold my beer..."

Yes, but sadly, not before those so afflicted are able to reproduce, thus, the gene for it is never bred out of the race.

Usually not soon enough. The stupid reproduce faster than the smart.

YES! Oh God, yes. I remember it well, probably because I've heard it so many times.:haha: So there I stand, wondering how long before I might as well finish that beer, because he sure as hell ain't.:D