Do you pee in the shower?
 

Two co-workers (both females) and I were discussing peeing in the shower. All 3 of us do if we happen to be in there and the urge strikes us (not all in the same shower) . So we started asking around, and a lot of people said that they didn't. We 3 thought they were embarrassed, so perhaps behind the anonymity of the web you will come forward and be honest.

Of course.

NO . That is Nasty , i go to the shower to get clean not smell piss !:vomit:
Do you shit in your shoes as well ?:turd:

zippyt oh how u make me laugh..

I cant say i do , i am female, however getting out of the shower and sitting on the toilet while your are dripping wet and soapy is definately not the most appealing, or comfortable thing to do in all the world. but i think it would feel weird peeing while standing up. IMO anyway.

I don't pee in the shower. I do, however, bathe in the toilet.

I do, making sure I carefully aim for the drain.

Bet that pisses off the dog.:D

I do. It's not nasty at all. The water washes it away almost immediately.

WooHoo!
 

What a great subject for my first post.... :D
I couldn't see why anyone would have a problem with peeing in the shower. The water and soap are right there. Better than getting out or holding it.

Welome to the Cellar, amoeba!

So where exactly is "brew city"?

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The olny weird thing that struck my mind about females doing it is that it runs down their legs, while males can just shoot it wherever. But since there is water flowing and soap readily available, what's so damn gross?

Lumberjim - I bet you not only pee in the shower, but also on the toilet seat.

An advance thanks to all those not too self-righteous to make honest comments. :)

I don't, but that's just because I pee in the toilet while I wait for the shower water to heat up. I don't shower long enought to have to pee again.

Thank You!!! Brewcity = Milwaukee, home of Miller Brewing Company....mmmmmm

Ah, I should've known that.

That's alright... u'll always remember now :D

Saves on water, plus I have the shower wand to chase it around the tub. I just aim for the drain. It's gone in a matter of seconds. It's not like anyone knows I do it.

Oh, wait a minute...

I must say yes.

The voices said it was OK.

I voted "male-no", but not because I'm morally opposed to it. Rather, it's just one of those things I don't do regularly, because it's not a regular issue. Probably that upper-class-white-male dominant ideology again.

<i>(dramatic sigh)</i>

One more piece of info for the keep Syc outa the state house committee.

I plumbed that shower, I'll pee there if I want.

Yes, but I also aim for the drain.

I used to stand real close to the drain but got bored when my aim got so good that I never missed (a layup). So I started from a little further back (the foul line) till I got pretty good from there. Once I mastered the shot from the charity stripe, I moved back to the 3-point line (NCAA) and I can drain it from there (so to speak) about 50% of the time. If I am really 'feeling it', I'll back up to the NBA 3-point line (all the way from the back of the tub). I figure I'm about a 40% shooter from that distance.

Probably more detail than you were hoping for. Sorry. :)

I pee in the shower without shame.

My wife is freaked out by the concept.

My feet are yellow.

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I live in a 175 yr old house. When we moved in, the house didn't even have a shower....just 2 tubs. I have since installed a shower but i wouldn't pee in there. My kids take baths in there.... that's nasty. If I have to pee THAT bad, I'll open the curtain, and send it to the toilet from inside the shower.......j/k.......

actually, I usually take a shower when I wake up in the morning, and the first thing everyone does when they wake up is pee...so it is seldom an issue.

As far as the toilet seat goes, don't you think that jinx would tear my arm off and hit me with the wet end if i did that?.....I'm conditioned...trained.....I not only don't pee on the seat, I wipe the porcelain of the inevitable overspray when I'm done. Then I put the fuckin lid down, AND flush.

like a real grown up

So Bruce, still admirable?

stirring up a rash of trouble

This may be odd...

But having read this thread I have an urge to pee...


Hmm too bad there is no shower at work...

Hmmmm.... I see a new thread coming...

Where do/have YOU pee(d) when there's nowhere to pee?

I think the celler is morphing into your grouphug sig site :)

Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal.

I'm embarrassed to do it in the sink at work...

chicken :)

other options:
boss' coffee mug (better than visine, lj, and safer too)
sink (as you pointed out)
fire stair
behind shrubbery adorning the entry
roof
cube mate's trash can
behind conference room podium (extra credit if while you are giving an all-hands speech)
I could go on...
:eek:

By the way...does anyone else find it strangley refreshing to pee from high places?


When I was little nothing made me as happy as walking up to the 14th floor of my appartment complex, get out on the roof and pee on the court below where masses of people were walking about (there was a department store under the complex)

When I was po' (relatively) I lived in an apartment building with a common laundry area, and one night I found that this little kid in one of the units nearby had peed in the DRYER.

checked with the game commission on when little kids were in season and they had no sense of humor

Just be happy he didn't pee in the washer after it was done.

An old rumor I heard circulating was that peeing in the shower helped to prevent athelete's foot.

Here's to good health!

I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water.

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

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Married.

even if we didn't know it, that piece of info about the potty behavior would have nailed it.

Damn you Kitsune! You stole my earth-shattering revelation!! :P Yeah, I've heard that too.

I'm actually a recovering shower-pisser. I used to do it all the time, I actually preferred it since you just felt "free" when doing it.

Now I think it's dirty. The pours in your skin are remarkably skilled at picking up odors. That's why if you spend the night in a smoky bar, even if you change your clothes and wash your hair you'll still smell like smoke.

Or if you're really daring, sprinkle some dehydrated milk into your bed and sleep on it. You'll smell like rotting milk for days. (The old practical joke is line someones bed with plastic or some non-porous layer, then a light layer of dehyd'd milk, then their bottom sheet. If they don't notice it when they go to bed they will wake the next morning literally smelling like rotton milk... and it won't wash off)

Anyhow... so if you do happen to let the yellow river flow in the shower then you are trapping some wonderful urea in your pours. (Of course it's arguable that it really won't matter that much since your sweat already contains urea, even if it's in a much smaller concentration than in your urine).

Plus... I think that if anyone also uses the shower as a bathtub, then you should not wizz in the tub. Nas-tay to think about.

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Yeah, we have a word for that.

(But I can't say what it is. My wife won't let me.)

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Can I guess? Is it 'someone-who-doesn't-like-shit-molecules-on-their-toothbrush"?

was his name micheal and in trouble with the law at the moment?

Well then, for the good of science, I demand to see a correlation! I want to see statistics for shower pee-ers versus, um, non shower pee-ers.

I am athletes foot free

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I was born married
not really, wolf....I could have just been gay.

It's all pipes!

Funny story, My friend was bathing her 4 year old daughter, got just out of sightline for a minute to grab a towel, returned to find Megan had not only pooped various floaty little balls, but was proceeding to carefully line them up by size on the edge of the tub. Ah, kids!

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So if you won't kiss me, I better get a new brush? :D Do you come from a large family or is it a God given talent?

heh, heh, heh. Sure Tony, Gotta admire the winner. And Jims been spending so much time in the Cellar, he may not make his quota and then the sparks will fly.:haha:

I smell a new poll: "Do you defecate in the shower?"

But there's a drain right there!

Are you trying to start some shit?:p

Exactly what I was thinking! I haven't pissed in the shower in years. Not for any moral reason, but...just because I didn't have to. lol!

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The pours in your skin are remarkably skilled at picking up odors. That's why if you spend the night in a smoky bar, even if you change your clothes and wash your hair you'll still smell like smoke. Or if you're really daring, sprinkle some dehydrated milk into your bed and sleep on it. You'll smell like rotting milk for days. (The old practical joke is line someones bed with plastic or some non-porous layer, then a light layer of dehyd'd milk, then their bottom sheet. If they don't notice it when they go to bed they will wake the next morning literally smelling like rotton milk... and it won't wash off) Anyhow... so if you do happen to let the yellow river flow in the shower then you are trapping some wonderful urea in your pours. (Of course it's arguable that it really won't matter that much since your sweat already contains urea, even if it's in a much smaller concentration than in your urine).

Wow, I never thought of it that way. Since my RRF (residual renal function) is gradually slowing down, there's not much to pee out in the shower anyway.

Plus, I normally go before the shower. :) Now, if you all will excuse me, I actually have to go pee..lol!

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what she was referring to was the fact that if you don't shut the lid on the toilet, it sends a cloud of poop molecules 4ft high and 4ft wide when you flush......most peoples'toothbrushes hang well within that sphere. That's all it took to convince me to close the lid....

Dave used to shit in the shower.

no quota's...and lately, very very slow......

and jinx loves me for my daring whit and stunning good looks, not my money. Plus, I don't have a plate in my head.

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You really bought that story?:)

I would like to know what exactly a "poop molecule" is.

Milwaukee makes the worst fucking beer in the world.*

*--Do not be offended...this is merely a St. Louisan giving someone from Milwaukee a good-natured ribbing. And besides, it's not like A-B beers are that much better than Miller beers anyway.

Wasn't it Richard Pryor who used to do a bit about how, when you are young, you are so virile that you can pee and hit the toilet while still lying down in bed?

Yeah, I pee in the shower. Water, drain, soap...what everyone else says. I also find that, as one gets older, even if you whiz before getting into the shower, once the warm water gets you, that familiar tingly crawly feeling creeps over you again, and you discover that your bladder wasn't quite empty after all. It would just be too damn much trouble to do otherwise.

For the record, I also expectorate the worst of the morning nasties which result from my daily morning coughing fits while in the shower. All the moist air seems to make it work better...

Anyone care to discuss hemorrhoids?

The dog sometimes takes care of that chore for us...

The State House is for pussies anyway. I want to start out bigger and better.

Be it poop molecule or piss vapor, the physics of the bathroom are really disturbing to me. Someone once noted that you should not be showering in the same room you use to evacuate your bowels, but I was in total shock when I heard of someone eating while on toilet. Reading? Okay. Drinking? You're pushing it. Eating? I couldn't believe it until I saw someone walk out of a stall at work with a sandwhich. Sure, he was holding it in a bag, but that just isn't right.

ever smell a fart? well then, you've had them in your nose.