Sparkies Pictorial Evidence
 

Me on saturday night

And as we sailed under the Sydney Harbour Bridge at night....

Went to the Royal Sydney Easter Show and in conjunction with the fireworks they had these 15 story high dancing fire men dancing to some very funky music. they were very cool.

"howz about a hug big fella?"

Wow, I'd love to see those dancing fire men. Thanks.:)

Me on saturday night
 

Wait, am I on the wrong board? I tought we were all actually mid 40's, balding, male and 'unfortunate'?

Lookin good Sparkie!

Re: Me on saturday night
 

Not only that (and I agree) but consider the difference between the graceful and dignified way that Sparkz reveals herself to that of another recent entrant who sends in the trumpets to announce her arrival.

Its about class and, clearly, some have it and some don't.

recent entrant?
 

Hmm, I missed that...can you point me in the right direction?

Re: Me on saturday night
 

Give it a few years ;)

"Mid 40's" Yeah, I remember that.;)

Sparkz,
In interest of perpetuating the whole "lesbian theme" we've been enjoying.....

That person that you have clipped out in the first picture is just a "friend", right? or a relative? mom, maybe?

;)

OK, which thread did I miss this time? You didn't post in the Cellar News Update.

Sun, may I ask a couple of questions?
 

1) How are things "Down Under"?

2) How are things in Australia?

:D

Q: How do you make a Southern Cross?

A: Free his slaves.

funny.

nothing very newsworthy, I'm afraid. Just a coincidental repetition of lesbian jokes in past threads. She kept walking into them, and now I think last one might have been done on momentum. I must be stopped. Sorry, SunSparkz. Won't happen again.
Not even at Band Camp.

its, like, called experimentation... DUH!
 

LOL

No guys sorry, Im not a balding 40yr old, dont disown me! (i can pretend to be if it helps?)



:D

Start a new thread LJ,...do it, DO IT!! ;-)

I used to work with someone who was in the Navy and visited Australia. He had the opinion that Americans were slightly 'exotic' and thus more desirable to Australian women.

Personally, I think he was full of :turd: .

But I'll throw it out there. Do you find an American accent interesting? Has the barrage of American media made seeing a real live American less interesting?

Wait - to one from outside the US, is an American accent only one thing? I would imagine that even if one is speaking a foreign language, an American accent can sound quite different depending on where the American is from, no? Hard to think that a Texan and a New Yorker would both have the same linguistic impression. . .


Oh, and hi, everyone. :)
*waves*

Hi Elf, you say you're a curvaceous, impy, submissive Italian gypsy secretary?

In the spirit of this thread please post a picture ASAP.

Oh, and welcome!

is corsetry what i think it is?

Blue: Heh - Heya. Yeah, I am, but never all at the same time
We'll see about posting a pic eventually, But I'm notoriously bad about actually getting around to that sort of thing.

LJ: hi! if you feel that corsetry is the art of wearing and/or making corsets, then yes. I'm getting into wearing them, but unfortunately (for my pursestrings), not the making of them. www.staylace.com has tons of info on it.

You're into this sort of thing?
 

From your site:

<img src="http://www.staylace.com/pinups/spook/spook11.jpg">

Holy crap!

That's a little extreme, methinks. I don't to tightlacing, per se, but more like, snug-lacing. :)
I think the woman who's image you've posted is shooting for the world record, 13 inches (I think)

Yeah, that's a weee tad extreme for my tastes. She looks like an allliiiiieeeennn. :D

*edit*
Heading out of the office for the day, catch you all on Monday.

Good job NBN, just when the chicks start invading the cellar, you gotta go scare them off. ;-(

Hello and welcome. I see submissive and secretary in your profile. So, have you seen the movie Secretary ?

Ew that lady with the corset looked like she had a serious disorder! i thought the beautiful world of underwear had advanced in the last few centuries? no thanks...

As for accents, i think that you will find a person attractive regardless of their voice but i mean an accent ALWAYS helps. personally i dont mind a british accent, but an american accent often just sounds like youve turned on the TV. it depends on how twangy it is. i mean if its a nice smooth american accent then yeah, that could be sexy.

so.. how turned on would you be if i strolled up and said

"G'Day mate! throw another shrimp on the barbie will ya, bazzas comin round with his missus, he's bringn' the VB's and we'll all git pissed!"





:p

it's funny. i like english accents from women, and while they're similar accents, austrailian just doesn;t do it for me.

I think I've been crocodile dundeed to death. that and those goddamn annoying outback steakhouse commercials. there's nothin more annoying than singing in a bad austrailian accent.

It's a cool accent otherwise, just not sexy.
....but then again, I;ve never heard anyone say anything sexy in austrailian. do they have aussie porn?

bend ova! kraykie, that;s a big........kraykie!

roiwght! naew,.... baaak at the meoon. there's a goood sheila. give us a nibble, eh?

Italian and russian...and non-ghetto spanish....to me, are the sexiest of accents on women. french sounds too insincere.

what to the ladies like?

defending the sultriness of my vocab!
 

haha! you do know that NOONE actually uses that australian slang except for steve irwin and cric dundee dont you!!

what about Nicole Kidman?
Delta Goodrem?
Sarah O'Hare?
Kylie Minogue?

sexy. australian. women. mate.



:D

Okay, something I've always wanted to know:

WTF is <i>Waltzing Matilda</i> all about?

Does it have some strange preverted sumblinal message, like "Louis, Louis"?

I thought the term 'waltzing matilda' meant 'backpacking'.

Here's a translation of waltzing matilda

Re: defending the sultriness of my vocab!
 

ok, by name i can only identify nicole. And she IS sexy. I was talking about the accent, not the people. I sound like tv people. no accent. yawn.

With whom?:)

Kylie = pop singer, voted best booty in many countries where J Lo isn't popular.

Ummm...very!

Is this wrong?

I wasn't aware this was subject to a vote.

some photos of ur babies on the farm
 

Valerie the red cattle pup..

val and our red dirt in the background..

duckies...

christ. we call them pidgeons over here. and they're a lot smaller.

and the working dogs after a day at the yards (and its not half obvious that this grass is where the recycled wash water goes)

much prettier than the ducks, are our peacocks... trailing a breeding program at the moment..

the peacocks..

Jessie looks like a bit of a scruff, she was a bit babied as a pup so she is a bit of a sook, but she is one of the best sheep dogs on the land at the moment.

Legend the black kelpie, playing in the afternoon..

So...are peacocks good eatin' or what?

ive never actually tried to eat one, i hear they are pretty good, a bit like turkey. they are very expensive to buy. They have a beautiful call on sun down (they acually sleep in the trees), and their feathers are worth a fair bit too (the long pretty male tail feathers)