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lumberjim 05-07-2004 02:35 AM

Original Band Names
 
i've seen a few good ones pop up here and there in varios threads.



Quote:

Originally posted by warch
Chris's funky smelling pimp oil


nbn-"Which, incidentally, would be a great name for a rock band."


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wolf
I see ... crazy people.

Registered: Jul 2001
Posts: 3984


One of my coworkers has always wanted to name her rockband "Brief Reactive Psychosis" but says she has to learn to play an instrument or sing first.
mrnoodle and clodfobble came accross a
couple good ones too.

ok, so think of some on purpose!



faith muscle ( would have to be christ rock)

that's what she said ( my all time favorite)

The Bent Elbows

The Puns

Beefcake!

marichiko 05-07-2004 02:51 AM

What are you? An insomniac or something?

DanaC 05-07-2004 06:49 AM

Har! Insomniac Revival.......

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 07:57 AM

Tasty Baby Flesh...that's a great fucking name for a band.

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 09:24 AM

Hugs of Rage

glatt 05-07-2004 09:28 AM

I always thought Bold Mangani would make a good band name.

Tarzan always used to say that during the Saturday morning cartoons when I was a kid. But the timing is wrong. It would have been a good name 10 years ago, when my fellow Gen X crowd was at music buying age. Kids today wouldn't get it.


(Edited to correct spelling of Mangani.)

Catwoman 05-07-2004 09:42 AM

I know it's not original but, ya know, this band called NSync, it like, means 'in synch', ya know, like, as in, synchronisation, like, at the same time, cos they dance at the same time ha ha, its really clever, my mate thought it meant in sink, like, in the sink, and she got well confused and didn't like them after that.

:joint:

dar512 05-07-2004 09:59 AM

Meramec Bottom Blues Band

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dar512
Meramec Bottom Blues Band
Washed away by the floods of 1982, 1993 and 1995 :D

marichiko 05-07-2004 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanaC
Har! Insomniac Revival.......
10,000 Insominiacs!

Elspode 05-07-2004 01:10 PM

Nailed to the Perch

Malodorous Eructation

Suppurating Pustule

Muggy Jones and the P-40 Doom Patrol

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 01:16 PM

Smells Like Pork
Put That Thing Away
Deeez Nuuuts!

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 01:17 PM

Sweet Ass
Festering Wound

cowhead 05-07-2004 01:46 PM

heh... some of my favorites

tinaturner overdrive
wingman deluxe
10 cent well


crap.. brainlock.. I had quite a few and then.... gank!

DanaC 05-07-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

tinaturner overdrive
Cyberpunk fan?

lumberjim 05-07-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cowhead
heh... some of my favorites

tinaturner overdrive
wingman deluxe
10 cent well


crap.. brainlock.. I had quite a few and then.... gank!


gank is good

jaguar 05-07-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

gank is good
that's better.

Clodfobble 05-07-2004 04:13 PM

Suppurating Pustule

Whoa. A high school history teacher of mine claimed to have actually been in a band named that at one point.

dar512 05-07-2004 04:16 PM

Sweaty Cellar (eclectic - their first hit "Lumberjim's Lament")

Wolf's Wackies (headbanger music)

Sycamore Sneers (music for angry young men)

Elspode's Electrode (music for angry old men)

Radar's Rage (high-concept thrasher stuff)


Whaddaya think?

marichiko 05-07-2004 04:33 PM

Dar's Dancers - for precision tap dancing

Jag and the Mighty Jaggers - for everything BUT Mick

Griff's Gramatophones - for the Hip Hop crowd

Bitman 05-07-2004 04:54 PM

Re: Original Band Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
It's all my brain's fault. damn brain
According to some religions, if your brain annoys you, cut it out with a spork.

I hate to get semi-serious, but I'm carrying around an actual good name for a band (as in, one I'm saving for a band I'll probably never form.)

I was flipping through the CD club pamphet long ago, and suddenly realized I saw a cool name on the previous page. Flipping back, I got confused, 'cuz it was a page of classical music, and this was not a classical name.

What I saw: Soundhelm. What was printed: Sondheim.

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 05:20 PM

Band names I used prior to coming up with Sycamore:

--Shoebox
--Suicidal Elves
--Swell
--Sin

I have another crazy band name, but I don't want to reveal it b/c there is a remote possibility that it could become my new musical project. And if/when it does, I wanna surprise you all.

Dagney 05-07-2004 05:51 PM

I'm sort of fond of "Last Liberal Standing"

DanaC 05-07-2004 06:32 PM

*Chuckles*
I keep reading that tagline and it does make me laugh. The word liberal conjures up very different images to an Englander....I keep glimpsing in my mind's eye an image of the leader of the Liberal Democrats wielding a large black hand gun...ok. I started typing that and the only guns I could think of were colt 45 and ak47 and I dont think either of those are the ones in my picture.

be-bop 05-07-2004 07:39 PM

Original Band Names
 
There used to be a band called Dumpy's Rusty Nuts,which always gave me a laugh,but the best one I saw was on a flyer for a death metal gig which had about 4/5 bands and was headlined by a band called the Bastard Son's of Satan which I thought a some what of a ring to it.
Never heard of them again though,wonder why? :D

DanaC 05-07-2004 07:46 PM

All time best real name for a band was Kinky Friedman and his Texas Jewboys....The only Texas Jewish Cowboy Country singer in the world...and a bloody good writer too

blue 05-07-2004 08:03 PM

LJ, I can't even begin to express my dissappointment with you.

And for the rest of you slackers, you're either newbies or just fucking lazy.

Because everyone knows the BEST cellar originated band name is...

Wrong Door Interaction

I think we can thank clodfobble for that one? Can ye confirm cf?

Gotta admit tho that "Dumpy's Rusty Nuts" is pretty sweet.

lumberjim 05-07-2004 08:17 PM

yeah, that's the one i was thinking of....
Quote:

mrnoodle and clodfobble came accross a
couple good ones too.
there was another more recent one, too.....where?

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 08:24 PM

I've got another one...Blue58 Is a Lumpy Testicle.

Clodfobble 05-07-2004 08:52 PM

Yeah, it was here.

My band name was Wrong Door Interaction and they were going to open for mrnoodle's band, Massive Hetero Wave.

elSicomoro 05-07-2004 09:02 PM

I must say, my current title and sig are among the best I've ever created. Sometimes, inspiration takes a big ol' dump on me...

smoothmoniker 05-07-2004 09:40 PM

lesbian post-punk band, "Stalagdykes"

Detroit Ska Band, "Jesus Chrysler Supercar"

-sm

Nothing But Net 05-07-2004 09:50 PM

The House Band
 
Really. You're already famous.

"Who's playing tonight?"
"The House Band"

warch 05-07-2004 10:12 PM

This is more of an album title:
Dog Nose Pink

JeepNGeorge 05-08-2004 10:07 AM

I saw 'Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys' in KC once. It wasn't mearly a name. The lead singer comes out wearing a big smile, cowboy boots and a strategically placed plunger. Billed as the worlds only Pornobilly band it's quite the show to see. Its a don't miss show for you and your sweetheart.


My personal favorite name for a band would be 'Sweat from my balls'. I would just like to see some teenage boy ask his girlfriends parents if she can go watch Sweat from my balls.

elSicomoro 05-08-2004 12:29 PM

"Sweat From My Balls" is the name of a real song.

jdbutler 05-10-2004 10:39 AM

"Santayana and the skullcaps" sing their new hit single
"Oy-vay Coco-Puffs"

staceyv 05-10-2004 10:51 AM

RED #40


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