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OnyxCougar 05-19-2004 02:02 PM

Senior Prank?
 
Found this today....

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. May 19, 2004 — Five high school seniors in Missouri have been charged with assault for allegedly trying to tape a teacher to a chair.
The students, all 18 years old, apparently thought it was just a prank, but they now face possible jail time and fines.

The Platte County prosecutor on Tuesday charged Joseph L. Blankenship, Dexter Briscoe, Daniel M. Ikona and Matthew T. Mayfield, all of Kansas City, and Trevor Hachman, of Weatherby Lake, with third-degree assault, a misdemeanor. Each faces up to 15 days in jail and a $300 fine.

"Neither the teacher nor the students were hurt in this incident, but this was more than just a senior prank gone bad," Platt County Prosecutor Eric Zahnd said. "The fact that the students continued joking about the event, even after they were handcuffed and being led to jail, shows a distressing lack of respect for school and police authorities."

School officials barred all five from taking part in graduation ceremonies five days after the May 11 incident, said Nicole Kirby, a Park Hill School District spokeswoman.

Kirby said privacy laws prevent her from commenting about any other disciplinary actions against the student.

Court records say four of the students allegedly tried to restrain the teacher while Blankenship tried to tape him to the chair. The teacher got away before being taped and was not injured.

A Platte County sheriff's deputy who works as a resource officer at the school arrested the students after hearing about the incident.
So is this just a senior prank or a precursor to other crimes? Assault? Rape? How would you punish them, if at all?

TheLorax 05-19-2004 02:06 PM

I think you would really have to get at the impetus for this action. Did they like the teacher and were just playing around or was this more revenge motivated? Probably only the teacher could answer that question.

Radar 05-19-2004 02:24 PM

The teacher should be jailed, and so should anyone else who can't take a damned joke.

warch 05-19-2004 02:25 PM

Is the teacher particularly hairy?

Beestie 05-19-2004 02:30 PM

First duct tape then before you know it, Andy, these kids'll be up in Mt. Pilot stealing newspapers out of vending machines! We have GOT to start nipping these things in the bud!

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edited to fix broken link

OnyxCougar 05-19-2004 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
The teacher should be jailed, and so should anyone else who can't take a damned joke.
Yeah, but lets say they did manage to tie that teacher to the chair with the tape. Then what? You had 5 teenage boys vs. 1 incapacitated male. You're saying mob mentality would not have applied?

If a bunch of 18 year old males tied you to a chair, would you like it? Would you feel safe? Would you want to teach them anymore? I wouldn't. I'd have their asses kicked out too.

Some jokes aren't funny, and should not be tolerated.

Happy Monkey 05-19-2004 02:37 PM

I can't put my finger on precisely why, but Eric Zahnd's quote just creeps me out.

glatt 05-19-2004 03:00 PM

As others have mentioned, it depends entirely on intent and context.

Radar is wrong (once again.)

If there was a history of problems between the students and the teacher, the students were probably trying to settle an old score under the guise of a prank. That would be assault, and jail is justified.

If the students had no history of problems with the teacher, and they were approaching the teacher in a lighthearted friendly manner, I would say it falls in the unfortunate prank category. It's disrespectful, but it's not worthy of a criminal record and time in jail. Suspension would be appropriate in this case.

The teacher's point of view is critical here. We can only speculate.



Another news source

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glatt 05-19-2004 03:12 PM

According to this article, one of the students said he wanted to "mess" with the teacher. Whatever that means.

Radar 05-19-2004 04:07 PM

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Radar is wrong (once again.)
I have yet to be proven wrong on any subject in this forum and I have yet to lose a single debate. But that's not really something to brag about since I'm mostly dealing mainly with blithering idiots. (Jaguar, glatt, Onyx, wolf, marichiko, ladysycamore, etc.)

tw 05-19-2004 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
I have yet to be proven wrong on any subject in this forum and I have yet to lose a single debate.
Tell me again. What is that planet you live on?

Radar 05-19-2004 04:26 PM

Earth. You should visit some time.

warch 05-19-2004 04:33 PM

Come on y'all! Lets tape Radar! He can take a joke!:)

elSicomoro 05-19-2004 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
I have yet to lose a single debate.
Today's Kool-Aid flavor is cherry.

Radar 05-19-2004 04:42 PM

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Come on y'all! Lets tape Radar! He can take a joke!
Careful. I might pull a joke in return. Perhaps I'd seal your car up and fill it with water or park it on the roof of your building.

elSicomoro 05-19-2004 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
I have yet to be proven wrong on any subject in this forum
Liar.

Radar 05-19-2004 04:50 PM

No, you are a liar, and a fool. The link you gave doesn't show me to be proven wrong you pathetic little weasel.

elSicomoro 05-19-2004 04:53 PM

It does show that you were proven wrong, but go ahead...have some more cherry Kool-Aid...

Radar 05-19-2004 04:59 PM

No it doesn't. It shows no such thing you lying bastard.

elSicomoro 05-19-2004 05:01 PM

No thanks, Radar. I don't like cherry Kool-Aid.

OnyxCougar 05-19-2004 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Radar


I have yet to be proven wrong on any subject in this forum and I have yet to lose a single debate. But that's not really something to brag about since I'm mostly dealing mainly with blithering idiots. (Jaguar, glatt, Onyx, wolf, marichiko, ladysycamore, etc.)

Why is it that the most hardheaded, stubborn individuals have to resort to insulting other people to make themselves feel superior? I think Radar has an inferiority complex that he covers by acting like an arrogant asshole.

Radar 05-19-2004 05:14 PM

No, I genuinely believe you to be a blithering idiot.

OnyxCougar 05-19-2004 05:20 PM

See? There he goes covering up that inferiority complex again. Poor thing. Are you just pissed because your wife is still not in the US?



*edit: corrected blithering idiot typo.

blue 05-19-2004 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Radar


I have yet to be proven wrong on any subject in this forum and I have yet to lose a single debate. But that's not really something to brag about since I'm mostly dealing mainly with blithering idiots. (Jaguar, glatt, Onyx, wolf, marichiko, ladysycamore, etc.)

Ooo, ooo! You forgot me! We don't discuss much in the same threads but I'm sure you've noticed I'm a blithering idiot?

Ya fucking dork.

elSicomoro 05-19-2004 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by blue58
Ooo, ooo! You forgot me! We don't discuss much in the same threads but I'm sure you've noticed I'm a blithering idiot?
Don't worry, Blue...most of us know that you're a blithering idiot. :)

blue 05-19-2004 05:36 PM

Thanks...I hate being excluded, especially when I so obviously belong.

OnyxCougar 05-19-2004 06:16 PM

Well, *I* still love ya blue.

richlevy 05-19-2004 09:12 PM

Well, one solution to this problem is for judges to give the kids a choice between jail and the military.

After all, there's no place better to teach someone not to attempt to forcibly restrain and humiliate an unarmed man than the Army.

xoxoxoBruce 05-19-2004 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Happy Monkey
I can't put my finger on precisely why, but Eric Zahnd's quote just creeps me out.
Maybe it's that pious power trip that procecutors, cops and teachers pull when they're making much ado about nothing.:rolleyes:

Happy Monkey 05-19-2004 10:07 PM

That could very well be it.

Catwoman 05-20-2004 05:58 AM

I like Radar. He's not afraid to be controversial, arrogant or downright rude, and often hits the nail on the head in the most annoying way possible. Respect.

glatt 05-20-2004 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by Catwoman
I like Radar. He's not afraid to be controversial, arrogant or downright rude, and often hits the nail on the head in the most annoying way possible. Respect.
Sure, but he's wrong this time. The teacher should not be jailed. Radar is insane if he really believes that.

LN 05-20-2004 07:46 AM

Does he really believe that? Or is that what's generally taken to be humorous exaggeration...?

The punishment has to be largely related to intent, really. And how do you determine that?

(edited because I am retarded and pressed the wrong button)

Catwoman 05-20-2004 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by LN
(edited because I am retarded and pressed the wrong button)

LN - please refer to the group sex thread. You might find some tips.

DanaC 05-20-2004 08:34 AM

Hahahah. Class in a Glass Catwoman.

jinx 05-20-2004 06:59 PM

Porn prank in GA.

richlevy 05-20-2004 08:37 PM

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One parent who complained characterized the tape as hard-core pornography, but Chambers said she didn't view the tape and couldn't confirm its contents. Administrators were watching security camera tapes to try to determine who made the switch.
Of course, we are left trying to figure out what constitutes 'hard-core pornography' in Chamblee, Georgia.

Britney Spears? The Learning Channel?

dar512 05-21-2004 11:09 AM

Anyone that believes this is a prank is a twit. Being incapacitated is scary and has no humor at all. This is bullying of the worst sort.

Radar 05-21-2004 01:36 PM

Anyone who believes it's anything other than a prank or that it's "scary" is an asshole who can't take a joke. Being tied up IS a joke and doesn't harm anyone. Being locked up for days is not a joke, but for a little while at a shool, give me a fucking break!

These are the same kind of retards who had a 6 year old boy kicked out of school for sexual harassment when he kissed a 6 year old girl or had a kid thrown out of high school for taking aspirin because their "no tolerance" drug policy, etc.

It's a prank! Get over it, and get over yourselves. If you claim this isn't a prank, you need to pull your head out of your ass immediately.

Beestie 05-21-2004 01:57 PM

I am squarely in Radar's corner on this one. So many people are so self-important these days that anyone who offends them or messes with them has to do twenty years of hard time.

And I'm not sure the teacher is the Nancy-boy, either. From reading the story, it looks to me that a deputy is the one who decided to make an issue of it.

glatt 05-21-2004 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Beestie
So many people are so self-important these days that anyone who offends them or messes with them has to do twenty years of hard time.
In this case they are talking about the possibility of 15 days in prison.

Of course, if convicted, this would be the "first strike" for these kids. The next mistake would put them in prison for life.

dar512 05-21-2004 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
Anyone who believes it's anything other than a prank or that it's "scary" is an asshole who can't take a joke. Being tied up IS a joke and doesn't harm anyone. Being locked up for days is not a joke, but for a little while at a shool, give me a fucking break!

These are the same kind of retards who had a 6 year old boy kicked out of school for sexual harassment when he kissed a 6 year old girl or had a kid thrown out of high school for taking aspirin because their "no tolerance" drug policy, etc.

It's a prank! Get over it, and get over yourselves. If you claim this isn't a prank, you need to pull your head out of your ass immediately.

Not it is not a joke. Anytime anyone is forced against their will, it is definately not a joke.

You are probably the sort of guy who gave "swirlies" in high school weren't you? Well, what goes around, comes around, and some day you will get yours.

Oh, and Radar? Learn to read. I never advocated jail time for these youths. But they sure do need discipline of some sort.

Radar 05-21-2004 03:56 PM

The only discipline they should get is less than a slap on the wrist. The extent of it should be someone saying, "Now boys! That's not nice."

And I've taken my share of pranks and dished them out. I've had my pants yanked off by a whole boyscout troop and had them pulled up a flag pole. I've picked up freshmen and dropped them butt first in trashcans, etc.

Get over it. Sheese! If you're so uptight that you dwell on something so trivial, you need to seek professional help.

dar512 05-22-2004 11:22 AM

You know for someone who spouts as much as you do about the constitution, you don't seem to care about the rights of that teacher.

lumberjim 05-22-2004 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by Radar

I've picked up freshmen and dropped them butt first in trashcans, etc.

this may not surprise some of you, but I've done that too. poor kid. in retrospect, i feel like a dick for doing it, but it was hysterical at the time. It took him 5 minutes of rocking back and forth to finally tip the 50 gallon drum over in order to get out. I think i was in 8th grade at the time. boys WILL be boys.

dar512 05-22-2004 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

i feel like a dick for doing it, but it was hysterical at the time.

This is appropriate. You were a dick for doing it. This kind of thing is a power trip. It also indicates, I think, a lack of empathy for others.

"Boys will be boys."

Yeah, I realize stuff like this happens. That doesn't make it right.

lumberjim 05-22-2004 12:31 PM

IT'S TRUE. I was a dick. I used to be a bit of a bully in jr high. i've mellowed since. i havent been in an actual fight since i was 12 yrs old.

Undertoad 05-22-2004 12:55 PM

YOU WERE THE KID WHO BEAT ME UP IN SIXTH GRADE!!!

Fuck you man!!! How have you redeemed your self!!!

lumberjim 05-22-2004 01:14 PM

i have redeemed myself. I saved several dorks from certain beatings in high school. One kid named Forest in particular. A kid named sean that was all covered in muscle was going to beat him up for being prissy. i had but to ask him nicely not to as a favor to me. Forest was very grateful. Then, Irony took over. several years later, my girlfriend in college cheated on me with Forest.

feel better?

Undertoad 05-22-2004 01:44 PM

Phew! That was close!

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2004 02:09 PM

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my girlfriend in college cheated on me with Forest.
Couln't see the wood for the forest, huh.:)
Make UT feel better, sell him some speakers.

lumberjim 05-22-2004 02:14 PM

nice memory:thumb:

lumberjim 05-22-2004 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Radar


Careful. I might pull a joke in return. Perhaps I'd seal your car up and fill it with water or park it on the roof of your building.


once, my boss filled a coworkers car up to the door handles with sawdust. It was in retaliation for the giant red cock and balls he had drawn on the roof of my boss's van in chalk powder. ah, fun times, man. fun times.

OnyxCougar 05-22-2004 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
The only discipline they should get is less than a slap on the wrist. The extent of it should be someone saying, "Now boys! That's not nice."

And I've taken my share of pranks and dished them out. I've had my pants yanked off by a whole boyscout troop and had them pulled up a flag pole. I've picked up freshmen and dropped them butt first in trashcans, etc.

Get over it. Sheese! If you're so uptight that you dwell on something so trivial, you need to seek professional help.

Having your panks yanked down by some boys while you're a boy, trash canning someone, writing on their car, true *pranks* are NOT the same thing as being a teacher and 4 students coming to tie you up and make it so that you cannot defend yourself should they decide to do something else.

Those boys do not have the RIGHT to put their hands on that teacher. They do not have the RIGHT to assault anyone.

And you trying to indicate that anyone who disagrees with your point of view is crazy or less than intelligent is the epitome of arrogance.

I know! Let's go to vietnam and have four guys tie up your wife!! How funny that will be!!

lumberjim 05-22-2004 07:22 PM

cougar, keep that kind of thing in the group sex thread where it belongs.

and you're right. I know nothing about this, but I think that on it's face, it's wrong. The fact that the teacher escaped, however, goes to the intent of the boys. If they REALLY wanted this guy taped to the chair, he wouldn't have escaped. They let him up when they realized that it was a bad idea, and the teacher wasn't getting the joke. They shouldn't have done it. They should have known better. In the present clime, this kind of thing is unacceptable.

I'm betting that one of these kids has a father that wishes he never told his son about the time that they taped old mr so and so to his chair when THEY were in school. And a mother that is REALLY REALLY pissed off at her husband.

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2004 07:59 PM

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I know! Let's go to vietnam and have four guys tie up your wife!! How funny that will be!!
You learned that from Dave, didn't you.:haha:

Radar 05-22-2004 08:07 PM

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Having your panks yanked down by some boys while you're a boy, trash canning someone, writing on their car, true *pranks* are NOT the same thing as being a teacher and 4 students coming to tie you up and make it so that you cannot defend yourself should they decide to do something else.
Wrong, it's EXACTLY the same.

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Those boys do not have the RIGHT to put their hands on that teacher. They do not have the RIGHT to assault anyone.
Well if you want to get technical about it, no person on earth has a right to touch another person for any reason without asking them, but it's done all the time. It's a bit crowded here.

I'll go with the timeless wisdom of "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"

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I know! Let's go to vietnam and have four guys tie up your wife!! How funny that will be!!
I'd love to go to Vietnam and tie up my wife. Let's go! And if I'm not one of the guys, I'm sure her cousins can do it. Someone you know (like your students) tying you up isn't the same as having someone you don't know tie you up.

Your so fucking stupid I bet you'd sue someone if they squirted you with a water pistol. I think when you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, one of them got stuck up your ass and it had a bug on it.

dar512 05-22-2004 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Radar

Well if you want to get technical about it, no person on earth has a right to touch another person for any reason without asking them, but it's done all the time. It's a bit crowded here.

I'll go with the timeless wisdom of "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"

It's either a right or it's not. I don't remember any "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" amendment. Different people have different kinds of humor. Some have no sense of humor at all. That doesn't invalidate their rights.

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Originally posted by Radar

Your so fucking stupid I bet you'd sue someone if they squirted you with a water pistol. I think when you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, one of them got stuck up your ass and it had a bug on it.

When a person resorts to personal insult you know that 1) They're not really sure of their argument and 2) They're trying to get the upper hand by being hurtful. Which, when you think about it, shows why Radar identifies with the boys and not the teacher.

OC was drawing an analogy. The fact that two people commented negatively on it just goes to show that it is not funny when it happens to you and yours.

P.S. If you're going to call someone stupid, you really ought to proofread before you post.

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2004 11:05 PM

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It's either a right or it's not.
Sigh, if only life were that simple.:blunt:

Radar 05-22-2004 11:27 PM

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It's either a right or it's not.
Wrong Mr. False dichotomy. There are more than just rights and non-rights. There are priviledges, and traditions, and customs. There is a sailors tradition in the U.S. Navy that is more than 300 years old (Since before there was a U.S. Navy). Everyone who has previously sailed across the International dateline is called an "honorable shell back" and those who haven't are called "pollywogs". When you cross the International dateline the shell backs drag all the pollywogs (including officers) onto the deck of the ship, beat them with rubber hoses, make them crawl through rotten and disgusting trash, make them take an olive/cherry out of a fat guys belly button with grease and cajun pepper and stuff all over his belly so it gets in your eyes, etc. and otherwise torture you for awhile. It's a right of passage and everyone does it.

A dickhead like you would try to bring people up on charges. Do they have a right to do this? No. Is it expected? Yes. Will you get very far if you try to complain about it? No. Will you have any friends if you try to make a stink about it? Hell No. Everyone will know you as the asshole you are.

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I don't remember any "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" amendment.
Our rights don't come from amendments. Nice try though. Nobody said pulling pranks on others was a "right". But it is a right of passage. And if you're such an asshole that you call the cops when someone pulls a harmless prank on you (Yes this is a harmless prank and it's a funny one at that), than you're the one with the problem, not the people joking with you.

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P.S. If you're going to call someone stupid, you really ought to proofread before you post.
You can count yourself as stupid too buddy. I'd be MORE than happy to compare my intellect to yours any time. Although it's sort of comparing a speed bump (you) to Mt Everest (me....well, maybe not Everest, but at least Mt Wilson)


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