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what do you think about polls?

I have nothing against polls, and I think we can all agree that it's in very poor taste to tell all those vicious jokes about them.

I don't like them because my answers are usually more complicated than the choices given in the polls. I tend to obsess over them, trying to figure out what the pollsters are trying to figure out, etc., etc.

My favorite poll question is a common one having to do with identfying the poll takers.

Marital status:

Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed

I get to check 3 and always do to be accurate, but also to make a statement about polls.

Why does the new poll-ish navy have glass bottomed boats?

So they can make sure they're right side up? :)

That's good too, but the traditional answer is:

"to see the old poll-ish navy."

I like flagpolls the best. Especially when they are shiny and new. Sometimes there's underwear at the top.

how do you get a one armed poll out of a tree?

ps. don't get me started on dead baby jokes or 'amputee' jokes...

I would like to apologize for this thread. I wouldn't have done it, but I had a poll up my ass.

What if you did a poll about a thread about polls?

are you asking if the poll up my ass has a poll up its ass?

Maybe you could do a poll about the poll up your ass.

Where are the pole dancers?:worried:

You're slacking. Who's the Dirty Ol' Man here?

HEY! If y'all don't cut it out, I'm calling the POLL-EASE!

What's that, a new lubricant?

what a wonderful source of puns this turned out to be. bonus.

would you believe that there is a poll-ka playing on my radio right now?

More like poll-ution.

Too many and you get overpoppollation.

This starting to become pollitically incorrect.

Oh, poll-eeese!

I think these puns are cross-pollinating.

Whoever started this needs to be pollaxed.

I agree. Let's pick up Jim & take him out to the polling place.