7/8/2004: Couple has sex on stage
 

http://cellar.org/2004/sexonstage.jpg

Norwegians Tommy Hol Ellingsen, 28, and his girlfriend Leona Johansson, 21, are dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment.

Although the full story doesn't do a good job of explaining how it works, it seems they accept cash to perform sex acts in public or something and are claiming to have raised a very substantial amount of money doing it. And apparently no organization will accept the money.

That doesn't help explain why they went ahead with their plan during this Norwegian festival.

It seems to me that screwing for the environment is not a good plan... it might lead to more consumers.

I find it strange that no orgs will accept the money, it's not like they're sacrificing kittens or something.

Here's the NSFW version.



«The goal is to take over the entire commercial porn industry and transfer all the money to protection of the environment,» Ellingsen explained.

Ah. I get it now.:eyebrow:

I once heard of a Brazilian band (7-9 members, male and female) that would perform naked, intending to shake the stigma "Naked Body = Nasty" and to promote healthy sexuality. I don't remember if they actually went into full intercourse on stage but I do remember there was a husband and wife pair in the group that would get fondly and kissyface on stage while the rest of the band played. This was several years ago, but if I can find anymore info on them I'll post it.

OhmyGod, I laughed my ass off at that one. This will be the new excuse for having sex in public:

"Oh, um, officer. Ah yeah, well, we are part of an org. called 'Humping for the Homeless', and we were f***ing for the plight of the poor and downtrodden!" ;) :haha:

Well, at least screwing FOR the environment is better than just screwing the environment. If they weren't Norwegian, I'd say run them on the Green Party platform.

They ARE the Green Party platform.

:eyebrow: Speaking from the strictly male point of view, I'd just like to say that you would have to be a hell of an exhibitionist to get it up in front of that many people.

Talk about performance pressure...sheesh.

:eek:

They look so grosse!!

what a horrible picture they look so feral.. ew, how could they possibly hope to take over the porn industry when watching them would probably only turn someone off?!?!

:thumbsdow

I'm all for trying to save the environment :D , but if the fund raiser concept is just to gloss over the sick little fantasies of weekend hippies wanting to doggie each other in public, and have people pay to watch them, then thats ridiculous. I mean they hadnt even organised a charity to give the proceeds to... How serious could they possibly have been about the environment.. sounds to me like they were only thinking about their egos.

methinks thou doth protesteth too much

The uncensored photo can be seen at:
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article250240.ece

They don't look worse than your typical porn actors (which isn't saying that much.) Especially your typical European porn actors.

Well i dont watch porn (i've only seen snipets of 2 or 3), so i wouldn't know what typical porn actors look like.

If they were filming some porn movies out in the environment or something, Like documenting the demise of nature on earth with added porn (like an X rated version of the naked news) and then selling them with profit going toward a preselected and agreed organisation.. maybe that would work?

I guess this means you haven't seen the Plastic Forks photos. :corn:

Not yet!

Are they posted yet? or is this different to the Forks you all attended?

Waht did that all mean anyway.. was it a picnic or something?

Where was I, when this sort of thing happens?? :eek: Working of course! :biggrin:

They look pretty good to me .. as a professional voyeur .. ;)

http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2004/07/06/402500.html

Click on ''neste bilde'' for the full sequence of pics ..

I gotta agree with Lumberjim though .. these people have gotta be seasoned performers.
Anyone else would promptly get the droops, trying to do this in front of several thousand people .. :D

F**k for Forest?? I think that's a pretty thin veneer .. why not just "F**k-In-Public-Because-We-Are-Just-Plain-Exhibitionists''?? ..

Naahh .... just doesn't have the necessary, ''cause'' .... :D

Oh .. by the way .. didn't anyone notice the Band's name .. Cumshots!

How appropriate ... :D

Come on....what's the Plastic Forks video??? :stickpoke

Forks is an annual get-together of cellar members in the philly region.

Or getting screwed BY the government.
:D

Wow, they're doing it "doggie style"! Actually I find it intersting that they seem to be so self absorbed in front of a racaus audience and surrounded by band members. My exwife used to have a hard time doing it if we put the kids down for a nap! "Someone might hear us!!"

If you check out their website they say they are looking for models, preferably women, HAHAHA what a joke. The guy who thought this one up is the ultimate salesman of the centurey, gonna start a charity group based on him screwing women on stage, LOL. Sounds like somthing Emperor Caligula would have thought up, except he would have ended by cutting off everyone's heads.

And what is with the title of the group, Fuck for Forest, they get a c- for grammar.

maybe that's the guy's name...."Forest" ??...or would that have 2 r's?

Ok, we have a contingent of older hippies here, what is the deal with the new hippies and the dreads?

NEW HIPPIES + DREADS: fashion statement plain and simple

the old ones did it because they had long hair, and didnt bathe regularly.

Makes you wonder if she yells *run Forrest runnnnnnn*

(of course, feel free to modify the spelling of that particular verb - seeing I'm at the office, I didn't feel it would be appropriate to substitute the C and the M in their appropriate places)

Dagney
(Who is sick of boxes!)

Some statement.

"I'm so pretentious I'll spend money to look like shit."

Similar to pre-ripped jeans, or antiqued furniture.

Yeah .. but they got an 'A' in sex education .. :)

I just saw a different photo and realized how much the girl looks like Squeaky Fromme . :worried:

Where are all the outraged feminists? This guy in not only banging this chick on stage but is also pulling her hair and bending her neck back.


To make matters worse, he's a white guy.





We all know what evil bastards they are.

NSFW

Here is the video

NSFW

wow

I'm-speechless at the video-

Except for the size of the audience it was pretty underwhelming.

It did seem, though, that the clip was footage from a local news broadcast ... from my perspective as an insular, prudish American, that was quite, umm ... astonishing. Such things should be described in euphemisms in hushed tones by somewhat embarrassed looking commentators.

Dear Ms. Chairwoman,

Please accept my request for membership in your most gracious Committee.
Kindly advise of any fees, dues or formal application process.

If not for the Whale Penis-I wouldn't be.

Well, the sex wasn't that shocking but I have NEVER seen a woman get undressed that fast. :corn:

Is it me or does that guy look like Shaggy of Scoobie-Doo fame?

Dressed, yes...........UNDRESSED, no.......lol

Yea but she doesn't look anything like Velma or Daphne!