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Taking the Nigerian Scam Up a Notch
You can help spread your Western feminist values! Is this thread at the Cyberbosque?
The Royal Palace of Ogoni Kingdom, Ogoni Oil Producing Community, River-State, Nigeria. Dear Sir, Compliments of the season. I am Princess Mercy Mosheshe, daughter of Chief Olu Mosheshe, the king of Ogoni Kingdom. My father was the King of Ogoni Kingdom the highest oil producing area in Nigeria. He was in charge of reviving royalties from the multi-national Oil companies and Government on behalf of the Oil producing communities in Nigeria. After the hanging of the nine Ogoni Indigenes including Ken Saro Wiwa by the late dictator General Sani Abacha, my father and rest of these communities leaders continued to agitate for the due right in items of the royalties, by which the present democratic Government resloved to be paying more quarterly 13% deprivation as a result of environmental degradation in these communities. But unfortunately, my father suffered stroke and died December 7th last year. But before his death, he called me and told me he has USD11,560,000.00 (Eleven Million Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand Dollars) cash in his possession, specially deposited in a Security Company in far away Madrid - Spain. He advised me not to tell anybody except my mother who is the last wife of the (8) eight wives that he married. My mother did not bear any male child for him. Which implies that all my father's properties, companies e.t.c., we have no share in them because my mother has no male child according to African tradition. My father therefore secretly gave me all the relevant documents of the said money, and told me that i should use this money with my mother and two younger sisters because he knows that traditionally, if he dies we cannot get anything as inheritance. He importantly advised me that i should seek foreign assistance and that i should not invest this money here in Nigeria because of his other wives and male children who happen to be my elders. Since his death, my mother, two little sisters and i have been trapped in obnoxious custom traditional rites. We have been restricted from going out of the compound and moreso been denied almost all the priveledges and freedom in the house. In fact, we have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my half brothers and my late husbands family, simply because my mother did not bear a male child for my late father. They have taken all that my mother suffered with her late husband to acquire including treasure, houses and his bank accounts closed by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America with my mother and two little sisters on exile, but again they conspired and stole our international Passports and other traveling documents to further frustrate us. It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone, a foreigner like you who will help us claim this funds at the security company in Madrid - Spain, transfer and secure this funds in his/her account overseas and then help us invest it on our behalf as well, while we find a way of getting out to meet with him/her in his/her country. My late father's Attorney has expressed his willingness to corporate with us whenever we find a reliable foreigner. This is why i have contacted you to help save my mother, two younger sisters and i, by assisting us to claim this funds at the security company in Madrid - Spain and to transfer and secure this funds in your account overseas where i believe it will be judiciously invested for the benefit of all of us. You are entitled to a reasonable part of this money based on our agreement and, God will bless you as you help us move this money out of Madrid - Spain. Upon receipt of your positive response including your cell and home phone numbers, i will forward to you the name and contact details of my late father's Attorney who will help us procure every necessary and relevant documents at the Federal High Court and at the concerned offices here. This is all my mother, two little sisters and i have got to live on. Therefore, we have reposed our confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint us as look forward to receiving your positive and prompt response, Best regards, HRH Princess Mercy Mosheshe. Reply To: princess_mosheshe@post.cz _________________________________________________________________________ Hosted By: Http://www.Aniverse.Com - Your Anime Web Portal |
Now they are trying to tempt us where we truly live ... with chocolate!
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:47:21 +1000 (EST) From: "yakoub alail" <yakoub_alail@yahoo.com.au> Add to Address Book Subject: need a urgent assistance To: ryann238@aol.com <---- this is not my email address, but this is how it was originally addressed. Dearest one My greetings. I NEED YOUR URGENT HELP I know that you will be amazed to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request from a BROTHER in need of help. I decide to write you after my Seven days fasting and prayer my spirit lead me to Chose you I am MR YAKOUB BILAL the SON of late Mr.and Mrs BILAL.ADISON.My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast in Abidjan my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip.my mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars - $5.500.000. left in fixed suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan,that he used my name as his only Daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose. I am honourably seeking your ssistance in the following ways: 1) To assist me in receiving this money in your bank account. 2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education. Moreover,I am willing to offer you a good percentage from the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you will indicate your option towards assisting me. Anticipating to hear from you Thanks and God bless. Best regards, YAKOUB |
Hell, I would spend that wealth finding and torturing the "former business associates" who poisoned my father. Five million bucks will buy the tortures of the damned over there, plus doctors to keep you alive so you can be tortured some more.
Otherwise, I would tell this sap to open an account in MY name in Switzerland and send the money there. I would send HIM the fees or whatever they're calling the scam this time after I have confirmation of the deposit. Usually this will make them go away, until the next time. I wonder why Nigeria is so full of this particular scam? |
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That really inspires confidence in their confidence scam, doesn't it?
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Another Variation
This one relies on my faith in Jesus Christ to accept the scam into my life ...
I found four copies of this one in my inbox. Quote:
The winter holidays must be an especially good time for gullibility, as I also received this plea from a famous human rights activist. Quote:
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And now ... (I'm getting more and more of these lately, and the spamcatcher isn't catching them) an attempt to capitalize on my white fear ... includes documentation of the assorted horrors perpetrated upon hardworking rich white farmers.
The Nigerian Scam moves to Zimbabwe. Quote:
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Interesting assortment today ... as a good Muslim, I'm supposed to help this lady out:
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And I think I should beware of Greeks bearing gifts. I heard that somewhere ...
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Not the Nigerian scam, but it's close relative, phishing ...
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It looks like some action is being taken.
Nigeria jails woman in $242 mln email fraud case Quote:
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What I find astounding is that there must be someone out there who fall prey to this scam, otherwise the scammers wouldn't be sending these things out after all this time. I guess all it takes is one or two be be profitable for them. I know of at least one person who was taken in by this type of scam.
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Oh wow. A new, especially hilarious twist on the Nigerian scam just showed up in my mother's inbox:
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Chris Hansen of NBC did a sting recently on Dateline, convincing some of the scammers to come to the UK, then confronting them. They weren't arrested or anything, but they looked pretty fucking stupid...and shocked.
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Wonder if Chris Hansen got more of the spam as a result
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I'm shocked that Kofi Anan would give his name to this.
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I forgot to mention, the email even came embedded with a press picture of him. Very classy.
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Scammers have no class anyway...they are there to make fools part with their money
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Here, if anybody wants to have any fun...........
I just got this email this morning on my yahoo account. Quote:
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its just enough
Why cant we get a break from the norms
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Ref No: G8/EU/2222/07G Dear Donation Beneficiary, NOTICE OF GRANT AWARD The Shell Foundation United Kingdom, is glad to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal,educational, and business development. To celebrate the 6th anniversary program, the Shell Foundation United Kingdom in conjunction with other relevant bodies is giving out a yearly donation of £ 16,000,000 GB Pounds (Sixteen Million Great Britain Pounds Sterlings ) to 20lucky recipients. You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £ 800,000.00 GB Pounds (Eight Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterlings) as charity donations/aidfrom the Shell Foundation United Kingdom in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.You will be required to fill the form below and email it to our Finance Officer below for documentation and processing of the remittance of your grant. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (G8-222-6747, EU-900-56) in all correspondence. =========================================== 1. Full Names: 2. Residential Address: 3. Phone Number/Fax Number: 5. Occupation: 6. Sex/Age: 8. Nationality: 9. Qualification Numbers: 10. Serial N0: 11. Passport/Driver's Licence No: =========================================== SEND ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND INQUIRIES TO Mr. Ed Wolferson Financial Officer, Shell Foundation. Tel: +44-703-193-6927 Fax: +44-709-288-9285 Email: claimsshellfoundation@hotmail.com All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested. On behalf of the Board, kindly accept our warmest congratulations. Regards. Mrs. Rachel Michelle Braunwell. |
and btw, I have Vonage and this call would be free. Should I?
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It amazes me that anyone would fall for these emails.
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I particularly like the hotmail address. Rather telling, to me anyway.
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binky, if you believed it you wouldn't have shared it with us. :D
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I wonder if anyone has tried getting account numbers from two different scammers and giving them to each other?
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A while ago some guy had 15 minutes of fame because he did a great job of scamming the scammers. The story made the round of the internet for a while. I can't find the story because it's been done a number of times. If you want to know how to do it yourself take a look here.
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I remember that too. It was on here somewhere as well. Can't seem to find it either.
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I admitted a guy that had fallen for a variation on the Nigerian Scam. He was crazy and gullible. He'd already dumped $25K into the black hole, and was more than willing to throw more into the kitty.
His parents were terrified that he'd be killed, because apparently they'd been in contact with the FBI to see if there was anything they could do on their son's behalf, and the newest wrinkle involves the scammer getting the victim to travel to some foreign country with no extradition to the US where they kill the victim after taking the last chunk of money. He had his plane ticket booked already. |
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Yeh - thats the one - That was great!
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I forgot all about that. :D
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recent story of someone who fell for the scam.
poor guy http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamingto...799/story.html |
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A woman in the US recently fell victim ( if you can call it that ) to this scam.
She was transferring money there in such large amounts that the State DOJ contacted her that she was in violation of law by doing so and would be prosecuted if she continued. Woman out $400K to 'Nigerian scam' con artists "Investigators with the Oregon Department of Justice initially discovered Spears when they were investigating a different money laundering case. While looking at Western Union money transfers, they noticed someone had wired $144,000 to Nigeria over the course of three short weeks. It got their attention." |
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My name Lin Huang, Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same
last name as yours,who died as the result of a heart-related condition in Ma rch 12th 2009. I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left beh ind by my client(US$19 milliondollars) is lodged in the bank. Regards Lin Huang They can't even get their line wrap straight ... |
If Ghanian inheritance boxes are anywhere near as cool looking as Ghanian Coffins, I should get in on this ...
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just reply
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Here's the latest one I got. I mean, it's GM and Mercedes...how could it not be real?
I particularly like "we strongly ADVICE you keep this information confidential until payment has been received successfully." I'm thinking of taking their ADVISE and sending them my information. I'm not sure if I send it to Mrs Mary Hopefield, Susanna Halsted, Esq, or Mrs Otto Smith (Coordinator) Please advice, fellow dwellars. |
what the h*ll
If anyone knows more bout this fraud. give it to me now. i gave them my address and then afterwards i got perinoid and looked them up. i dont want to go missing so please help me out. im a blonde okay. im not the smartest person on the web. it didnt ask for a credit card number and i did fill out something about a lottery a couple of months ago. so i just assumed. im stupid. so please help me out.
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Just stop replying to them, and don't give them any more personal information. Your address is public record, so they can't do much with that if you stop right now.
Just so you know, they don't usually ask for a credit card number, instead they ask for a bank account number "to deposit the winnings." Some people don't realize that they can also withdraw money directly from your account with that number. You may also wish to stop registering on public forums with your real name. Just a suggestion from one blonde to another. :) |
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Damn Infi, I missed that.
Please do not respond to that letter. I know it seems very plausible, what with the language and all, but there is something you wouldn't realise outside the US: M6 IS A MANCHESTER POSTCODE, NOT A LONDON ONE!!! I hope I caught you in time. |
I'm gonna throw a cellar party when I get my winnings
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What about "SUPERENALOTTO"?
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SO FUCKING NOT a Lotto.
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SHIT! I just noticed this part. Damn. Now I'm not gonna get the money. I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those goddamned nuns.
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Are you a none participant?
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Don't answer that. It's a set-up.
I mean...psssst, don't answer that, it's a set-up. |
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?
None. I'll be here all week, try the fish. |
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