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perth 11-10-2004 10:09 PM

This is porn.
 
Much better than that other thread, this actually IS porn. So don't go clicking on it at work.

Credit Kitsune with the idea for this thread, I only wish it was mine.

http://www.kindgirls.com/index2.php (NSFW!)

Elspode 11-10-2004 11:13 PM

Well, I have two things to say about this:

1) The thread title is a definite case of truth in advertising.
2) This is definitely the correct forum for this thread.

SteveDallas 11-11-2004 12:07 AM

I'm now officially blind.

lumberjim 11-11-2004 12:13 AM

I had almost mistaken this thread for a mind numbing blair witch treasure hunt, but I'm glad I caught the lack of the word 'not'.
Very classy porn, Perth. it speaks of your demeanor. I'd wager that you'd subscribe to, or buy Playboy before Penthouse.

wolf 11-11-2004 12:57 AM

I can now say that I have really seen everything

My Humble Contribution.

alphageek31337 11-11-2004 02:42 AM

Hell, let's make it a pornography best-of:

http://www.sublimedirectory.com

http://www.p-bot.com (movies....yeah)

jaguar 11-11-2004 03:06 AM

Suicidegirls

perth 11-11-2004 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
2) This is definitely the correct forum for this thread.

Yeah, I was gonna put it in the Internet forum, next to that other thread, but I did feel Entertainment was a better place for it. Thanks for noticing. :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
I'd wager that you'd subscribe to, or buy Playboy before Penthouse.

If I were to pay for porn, and I don't (only because so much of it is free), Playboy would be the way to go. For the articles. :rolleyes:

flippant 11-11-2004 04:38 PM

:eek: I thought you were joking....

Kitsune 11-11-2004 04:52 PM

Wow -- someone did start the thread! Thank you, God-- err, I mean, Perth!

Bullitt 11-11-2004 07:19 PM

I dunno, I think God did a damn fine job in designing women :biggrin:

xoxoxoBruce 11-11-2004 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
I dunno, I think God did a damn fine job in designing women :biggrin:

And more men ride them than ride Harleys. :)

http://domai.com/ Not porn but NSFW.

Cain 11-11-2004 09:01 PM

To compliment kindgirls - badgirls

Also, I'll throw in Coolios for good measure.

ah what the hell:
http://www.nsfw.web-log.nl/
http://www.downloadingpornwithdavo.com/
http://www.canal96.net/

:fumette:

footfootfoot 11-11-2004 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas
I'm now officially blind.

Thanks Steve, I've now officially laughed crackers through my nose.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
I had almost mistaken this thread for a mind numbing blair witch treasure hunt, but I'm glad I caught the lack of the word 'not'.
Very classy porn, Perth. it speaks of your demeanor. I'd wager that you'd subscribe to, or buy Playboy before Penthouse.

I went to the site but I couldn't find the articles :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
And more men ride them than ride Harleys. :)

Thanks Bruce, crackers through the nose definitely call for a beer chaser through the nose :eek:


In closing, I'm so glad this wasn't one of those pr0n sites.

footfootfoot 11-11-2004 09:35 PM

Oh yeah, one of the plus sides to being your own boss is that this is safe for work.
The negative side to being your own boss is that the boss can be an asshole.

slang 11-12-2004 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth
.........this actually IS porn. (NSFW!)


Really!? Where's the sheep?

perth 11-12-2004 09:01 AM

Well, I thought you were supposed to bring them.

slang 11-12-2004 04:25 PM

They're "busy" right now.

Cyber Wolf 11-12-2004 04:36 PM

Too much cheesecake in here. Need more beefcake. Guys, you've been warned, but if you can handle it (pun sort of intended), there's a little bit of cheesecake on other parts of this site. Seriously though, there are some good vintage nude shots here. Clean and beautiful.

jinx 11-12-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
Too much cheesecake in here. Need more beefcake.

I don't know what it says about my sexuality, but I have no interest in looking at nekkid men. Nothing offensive about it or anything, just kinda silly... men 'Vogueing" with their dangly bits showing... not sexy. Now, if they were doing the dishes or cleaning the basement, that might do it for me.

xoxoxoBruce 11-12-2004 08:58 PM

Strip her naked. :blush:

lumberjim 11-12-2004 11:13 PM

ewe....

Cyber Wolf 11-12-2004 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx
I don't know what it says about my sexuality, but I have no interest in looking at nekkid men. Nothing offensive about it or anything, just kinda silly... men 'Vogueing" with their dangly bits showing... not sexy. Now, if they were doing the dishes or cleaning the basement, that might do it for me.

Then that site's just not for you. To each her own.

zippyt 11-12-2004 11:29 PM

Oh COME ON LJ ,,,,, You can do better than THAT !!!

wolf 11-13-2004 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
Need more beefcake.

Some of my enjoyment is dampened by the fact that in most 'vintage' nude photos of men, they aren't, ummm .... happy. I also have a suspicion that 90%+ of said models are gay. Turn off.

Bullitt 11-13-2004 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt
Oh COME ON LJ ,,,,, You can do better than THAT !!!

I dunno, anything that makes mountain dew go through my nose can be deemed a good comment.

oooh the burn!

breakingnews 11-13-2004 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Some of my enjoyment is dampened by the fact that in most 'vintage' nude photos of men, they aren't, ummm .... happy. I also have a suspicion that 90%+ of said models are gay. Turn off.

Actually, I was watching a documentary on porn stars, and apparently a straight male is a rarity in the adult entertainment industry. Now if I could magically add like 3-5 inches down below, having sex all day (for pay!) doesn't sound like such a bad idea ... better than the crappy grind I go through these days.

BrianR 11-13-2004 08:57 AM

It ain't all it's cracked up to be, take it from me.

slang 11-13-2004 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breakingnews
I was watching a documentary on porn stars......

Not to be a wiseass here BN, but a documentary? That sounds a bit strange.

wolf 11-13-2004 02:41 PM

Frontline did one a while back ...

Cyber Wolf 11-15-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Some of my enjoyment is dampened by the fact that in most 'vintage' nude photos of men, they aren't, ummm .... happy. I also have a suspicion that 90%+ of said models are gay. Turn off.

Why should it matter what their orientation is if all you plan to do is look? Some of them look damn sexy, whatever their prefered partners are.

elSicomoro 11-15-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Strip her naked.

Ya know...the guy in that photo kinda looks like UT.

alphageek31337 11-16-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Frontline did one a while back ...


My personal favorite porn-u-mentary is still Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy. Hooray for the Hedgehog!

xoxoxoBruce 11-16-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore
Ya know...the guy in that photo kinda looks like UT.

Well, I stopped by one day and heard this strange buzzing from his garage, so I ope............ :blush:

Bullitt 11-17-2004 01:59 AM

I don't go here for the porn, just some of the crazy videos (ex: heat seeking missling shooting down a plane). But its NSFW anyhow sooo enjoy: Stile Project

wolf 11-18-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
Why should it matter what their orientation is if all you plan to do is look? Some of them look damn sexy, whatever their prefered partners are.

Knowing or suspecting that the model is gay is not the same for a chick.

At least not this chick.

One of my best friends in college was gay. This was at a point where it was becoming more accepted, but certainly not acceptible.

He and I would check out guys together. He was always jealous that my gaydar was better than his.

But, in viewing the photos of males who would be unattainable anyway, the idea that the most I'd be able to do with one of 'em if I DID get him would be have an nice pal discussion about something cools the fires.

Roosta 11-18-2004 07:28 AM

For a ton of variety, you could do worse than http://www.thehun.com

Cyber Wolf 11-18-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Knowing or suspecting that the model is gay is not the same for a chick.
At least not this chick.

Again, to each her own.

This chick sees it in the same way as how someone can be beautiful on the outside but downright ugly on the inside. This is why one should never decide on their soulmate based on looks alone. If all I wanted was to look at the outside, no problem. Besides (all photo captions aside) I never understood how someone could look at a nude man posing alone and 'know' he was gay. Or is it the fact that he has no reservations about letting potentially the world see his goods that makes him gay?

Anyway, I've got a bias. All of the gay men I know are flat out sexy. I've never actually met and made aquaintances/friends with a not-cute gay man though I know they exist. Funny how that happens.

jinx 11-18-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
Again, to each her own.

This chick sees it in the same way as how someone can be beautiful on the outside but downright ugly on the inside. This is why one should never decide on their soulmate based on looks alone. If all I wanted was to look at the outside, no problem. Besides (all photo captions aside) I never understood how someone could look at a nude man posing alone and 'know' he was gay. Or is it the fact that he has no reservations about letting potentially the world see his goods that makes him gay?

"Sexy" is in the mind to me. A gay man might be extremely attractive but he's none of the things that I find sexy. And I can tell that by looking at him pose pretty for the camera... with or without visable goods.

Cyber Wolf 11-18-2004 08:18 PM

*shrug* Ah well. The pics are, for the most part, easy on the eyes. That's all. Can't expect everyone to like them too.

jinx 11-18-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
*shrug* Ah well. The pics are, for the most part, easy on the eyes. That's all. Can't expect everyone to like them too.

I hope you don't think I was suggesting you shouldn't have posted them... because I wasn't. I was just commenting.

zippyt 11-19-2004 07:38 PM

ok you star wars fans her is some thing different ,
http://www.cic-celebs.omegawebhosting.com/swcover.htm

wolf 11-20-2004 12:27 AM

That is just wrong, but it is very well done.

Dude111 10-12-2020 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Well, I have two things to say about this:

1) The thread title is a definite case of truth in advertising.
2) This is definitely the correct forum for this thread.

And it is a good site also :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by alphageek31337

Heh very nice!


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