the REAL boob poll. (Skip the other ones)
 

I did it :)

i don't care what size they are, as long as they don't point down. yes, i'm a pig. yes, i was scared to death when my wife was pregnant and nursed. yes, i did tell her a year later how glad i was that they returned to their pre-pregnancy appearance.

What if they're two different sizes? ;)

What if I wanted to pick the second and the fourth?

BOOBS

my favorite kind are the ones I get to see. wanna show me yours? how 'bout just one? I'll extrapolate the other one. c'mon. do it.

For the most part, I don't care what size they are, though there's a point to where they get too big and just look stupid. As long as they are natural, I'm ok! :thumbsup:

I appreciate a good rack but am more into the assets below the waistline.

I must be waaay too self conscious, but here's my little boob insecurity story...I dated a 44 year old millionare who was very handsome for his age and he has a very very nice body, a perfect tan and perfect hair, etc. We met at my restaurant and we started dating. He really liked me a lot and he was always talking about how he wanted to take me on vacations, at least every two months, how I should come to live with him in his big house, etc. After about a month or two (I don't remember) of dating, we slept together. I had my push-up bikini top on that makes it look like I have cleavage and things went well, I could tell he was turned on, whatever. Then, the next time we did it, he took my shirt off. Well, I'm a 32 B, so I'm small (but perky) and if I eat enough salt and I have PMS I can work my way up to almost a C :) Anyway, he couldn't get hard. I figured it was because he must be a boob man. Some men like butts, some men need boobs. I figured if he's a boob man, this isn't gonna work out, so I broke up with him. Maybe it WAS my boobs, I'll never know. I mean, the guy was 44, he could just have some impotence, I don't know. Even though I'm on the small side, I think they're pretty compared to other women's I've seen in pictures. At least they're the same size and I don't have giant nipples or anything. Oh well, I may have dumped a perfectly good guy because of stupid insecurities. I never told him why I broke up with him. Doesn't matter, I'm glad I met my husband. He likes them :)

I think you should let your friends here in the Cellar decide that for you. You know...help you with your self confidence and all.

IOW...show us your boobs! :p

if the guy couldnt get it up on the second date, I'm sure he figures you dumped him because of HIS shortcomings, not yours. No guy 'needs' boobs to get it up. a faint whiff of pheremones coming from a woman who is thinking about sex should be enough to bring the bald avenger to attention. he was probably gay ;)

If it was just the boobs, he would have offered to have the "problem" taken care of.

ha ha ha ha ha !! :biglaugha



As a 34 A/B, I was terrified what nursing would do to my perky little pals...they had gotten huge, and i was worried that they would just be these little flaps once everything was said and done. turns out, they just have a slight shape change (hard to describe, not sending any pics :)) and my husband tells me constantly that he likes 'em better now than before...me, I preferred 'em before. After kid #2, dunno if I'll be so lucky...

I think HE was the one with problems, not you! :3eye:

But really, there are guys who can accept nothing less that HUGE ones. I went out with this one guy for a short time who would have nothing less than a D cup girlfriend. I'm not exactly sure why he asked me out in the first place, because I'm certainly no D cup--I would have looked ridiculous with boobs that big! He was was always asking me when I was going to get implants. Hey, I'm not adverse to implants if it's for the right reason, but not if it's to fulfill some jerk's fantasies. So I broke up with him...no great loss there!

Jimbo said it right , the smell from the nape of an excited womans neck is enough to set EVERYTHING in motion !!!!!!
Big boobs , little boobs , What ever !!!!!!

As a 36C I have to say that mine have always been one of my better assets. Its nice (flattering) when men appreciate your body (for the most part)

Sometimes it can be uncomfortable if they're having a complete conversation with you below eyelevel. UT was a little distracted during our first date by "the girls", but I actually only had to lean over once to make eye contact with him :p

The fact is, I already knew I liked him, so I didn't really mind. Also we were on a date. It can be really awkward when a man is zoning in on your chest and you're in a less casual environment.

Guys, are you aware when you're doing this?

Subliminal advertizing at its finest !!!!
Its hormonal we can't help it !!!

Yes. NO! yes no imeanyes No yes

:D

Well, the simple solution is to have eyes tatooed on your cleavage. :D You could try henna first.

i've seen that :eyeball: :eyeball:

Babe, if you put 'em out there so carefully for display it ain't my fault for gazing at them. You're in marketing so you know the importance of advertising! :sweat:

Ah Yes...

It's true - packaging is a critical component to any successful campaign. Speaking of which I can't wait to show you the cute little number I picked up today.

I think you will approve ;)

I never date women that have smaller boobs than me. I did one time, and it didn't work out.

Well that leaves Pam Anderson and Dolly Parton. Quite a pickle. :p

Hahahahafuckyou.

:)

he just walks right into them, don't he?

Yes, I walk into boobs all the time.

Jacquelita: I am one of those men who simply has *no* control over becoming transfixed by a flash of flesh...or even a possible flash. Women bending over in low cut tops, or crossing their legs (or failing to do so) in a short skirt...I simply cannot stop myself from looking. I've tried, it is pointless, and if caught and scowled at, I simply smile and say "I'm sorry, but I'm male".

Zip - Trots and Bonnie! Where the hell did you find that? One of my favorite old National Lampoon comics.

I have a few others , that one just seemed approperite .

When my wife and i first got togather , i told her that i love her and WON'T mess around on her , BUT i am a man and if a pretty girl walks by i will look , she said she would wounder about me if i didn't !!

Mrs. Dallas has a standard line.... "Stop it, she's too old for you!!"

I don't think I've ever dated a girl who had perfectly matching boobs.

just an observation.