I need your conspiracy theories
 

Feed me your conspiracy theories, be it 9/11 remote controlled planes or toxic flouride in the city water supply.

Mine, I think, is entirely plausible:
The Pope has really been dead for years and his puppet-like moves are the result of an elaborate Vatican "Weekend at Bernie's" setup. There is no way that man is alive in his current condition after all these years. Wheel the body around in a lexan cage, tie some nylon thread to his hands to make him immitate "wave" and "heal"... I think they've got a good gimmick going.

The paranoia I encountered while riding a ski lift in 1990 was in fact caused by my insertion into this bizzaro alternative universe. I don't know why you bastards brought me here but I'm learning to play your games oh yes I will have my revenge! :gray:

http://www.apfn.org/images/nov30c.jpg

chemtrails

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The spraying of powdered materials throughout the skies of the world is happening on a daily basis everywhere. This has been going on with increasing frequency since the so-called "Election" of the bush crime family to leadership positions in America.

undisputable source


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PS. Captain and Coke is yummy

http://www.beerliquors.com/images/gr...inMorganPS.bmp+ http://www.sindominio.net/rbronka/sa.../coca-cola.jpg = yummy

Its all done and over with in 2012

Let's see .. Keith Hunter's_arc-seconds-tag_of 15" .. on the "Jan.2nd, 2013" date .. for the Obliquity-Angle .. if you multiply the 15 times the 12_days_between December 21st, 2012 and Jan.2nd of 2013 .. (12 * 15) = 180 .. = (Pi * 57.29577951).

And_180_just happens to be .. my proposed NIBIRU Grid Point Values, *multiplied-together* .. (13.67835979 for Y2K) * (13.15947253 for Dec Solstice 2012) = 180 .. and that is nice.

You can see, regarding the_WGS '84_STONEHENGE Grid Point Value .. that .. (20.12073532 / 2.920160646) = 6.890283706 .. the "E.Cydonia" Longitude, in arc-minutes, for .. FACE ONE, right on the nose.

(25 / 9) = 2.777777777 .. the_Bert Schreiber_multiplied-product of the Quantum Proton * Quantum Electron .. (2.25 * 1.234567901) = 2.777777777 .. and isn't it_fitting_that 2.777777777 is a decimal-harmonic RECIPROCAL of .. "360" .. The MIGHTY 360 .. ehh .. !!!???

what?!

i've lived through may 5th 1998....no end of the world

dec 31st 1999....again, dissapointment,

now i have to wait until 2012?! bugger off!

Funny weather we've been having, Mr. Tesla...

Linksky #1

Linksky #2

Let's not haarp on Telsa. ;)

While you are away at work, the government is busy putting holes in the crotch of your thermal underwear.

During the first winter, these long johns, which were generously sized (I always buy very loose sizes) suddenly developed a pattern of many small holes at the crotch, each hole about the size of a dime, after I washed and put them in the closet intact. A second incident suddenly "grew" the small holes together into two large holes with a bit of material dividing them. Typically, worn out crotches form a single hole, and the pattern of small holes made this clearly an occurrence of sabotage, not normal wear. This has happened to several pair of long john underwear over my two plus decades of being harassed.

Scroll down the page for a catalog of photos and explanations about how the New World Order dumps your CoffeeMate out while you're asleep at night.

Well, when you get there, if uh.. you would -you know- share your secret with us well.. uh that would be great.

Old buddy, old pal. http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/wink.gif

Heh. Thanks, Beestie. I'll be there for you when I do.

(The line is from the extremely annoying commercial for 16money.com)

Paper Clips go missing because they are the eggs which hatch into ballpoint pens which are the larval stage and then go missing because they've turned into coathangers, which go missing and mature into bicycles.

This image, a frame grab from a video in which the child died in gunfire, which was a key part to beginning the intifada, was actually staged. UT's note, I have absolutely no idea what the truth is in this matter and only present it as an interesting conspiracy theory

http://cellar.org/2004/mahammadaldurra.jpg

http://www.hillel.montreal.qc.ca/mod...rticle&sid=563

I'm really liking this one.

Now, from whence stems the hoax? From the terrorist kidnappers who are now too lazy or fearful to do the work themselves, or a couple bored guys in Cleveland who thought this would be really cool to do?

Whatever it is, whenever it happens, the number 143 will be involved.

Not 143, but 11:11.

conspiracy you say? well.. this is a handy ressource for them... I'd tell you mine but 'they' might be reading this. . . . .

http://www.crystalinks.com/conspiracy.html

Damn, good one.

The latest update:

I just ran across this one and I haven't explored it, but it looks good for this thread...

U.S. CONCENTRATION CAMPS
FEMA AND THE REX 84 PROGRAM

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/camps.html

There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States.

Is it wrong that I might believe some parts of that one, TS? It makes sense to me, in the event a lethal virus (a-la influenza 1918) were to sweep the population.

The best CTs are rooted in truth, and it isn't necessarily untrue either.

that's the scary part OH OH OH!!! do I get to bring up John Titor!?!??!

I am given to understand that FEMA has emergency powers that are very, very frightening.

Remember the WorldNetDaily folks getting worked up over the Nat'l Guard getting new walkie talkies for Y2K? OMG Clinton is going to declare martial law, they said.

Anybody have any friends with an account with the Miami Herald?

From the Wikipedia.

Rex 84, short for Readiness Exercise 1984, was a plan by the United States federal government to accommodate the detention of large numbers of American citizens during times of emergency.

Through Rex-84 an undisclosed number of concentration camps were set in operation throughout the United States, for internment of dissidents and others potentially harmful to the state.

Existence of the Rex 84 plan was first revealed during the Iran-Contra Hearings in 1987, and subsequently reported by the Miami Herald on July 5, 1987.

You've been playing Deux Ex.

Look into this place

I need your conspiracy theories
 

All the conspiracy theories you could ever want at
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk

And if all else fails, God WILL get you in the end: http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Beam me up, Scotty. :worried:

Conspiracy theory 1: Liquid nitrogen was created by government to help man find their way into the Darwin Awards. Let's not forget little Billy who froze his arm by accident and then shattered it in a frenzy-esk fear craze. trying to thaw it by beating it against a table. *lowers head*

I'll have to find the conspiracy later but it is 2005 and they're still putting mercury in fillings.

That's so you build up a tolerance to the stuff so you don't die when you bite down on the thermometer by accident.

I think this guy (safe for work) has been reading this thread.

I can't remember the site exactly. The links have been lost over the years for me. But there was a theory about a man from the future. He didn't have any ways of getting in touch with him, but he would come on the net and go to chats, talking to people about the future and coming back in time. It wasn't your normal "loser trying to get attention" thing. This guy had well thought out and intricate time capsule designs that were posted, and alot of what he said seemed more than a farse.

It was rumored that he came before the 9/11 attack and foretold it. Although he was cryptic, he mentioned something about "attack, 911" etc etc, but no one actually considered that the 911 was meant for a date.

he came and did future tellings multiple times, but it was said that after the attack, word got out about him and the gov. got involved with him. He hasn't returned since.

There used to be a link for everything he said, but I lost it when I got a new computer.

I picked up two good ones tonight ... and not from patients, either. Oh, wait, three. And one was from a patient.

- The Russian Mafia wanted revenge on some guys that were moving in on their territory, see, so they arranged to buy a large amount of drugs from these other guys, who well, were probably like Haitians, right, and so they contaminated all the money, which was a whole lot, with this really, really awful staph virus stuff, and so you can't touch the money without getting infected.

- The flu shot that is given in November has stuff in it that makes you spend more money on Christmas presents in December.

- Indians (Om, not Whoo-Whoo) are killing people and experimenting on them and swapping their organs to cure diabetes.

Wow, Wolf. You know your conspiracies... i've been looking for that site for a long time now.

How 'bout George Bush + McGraw/Hill = testing craze

You're very welcome.

And actually, it think it may be more correctly said that I know my crazy people.

I don't think I know that one ... W or HW?

I think there's probably something conspiratorial that one can point to in the dumbing down of the SATs are part of the whole Gramsciian plan to give the US to the Commies by seeding the corruption into the government school systems ... but I'm not familiar with the McGraw/Hill thing.

For your reading pleasure. The Bush/McGraw edu-con.

So, which one was the "crazy" one? :eyebrow:

I thought people might have fun guessing.

My vote goes towards Russian Mafia money infection!

I'll go with the Indians swapping organs thing for the crazy person theory. I really like the one about the flu shot and spending money over the holidays. That's a good one. :)

AT Fomenko, a mathematician, thought that hundreds of years of western "history" were actually fabricated, and never occured. Actually, a number of people believe in the New Chronology, but he's my favorite, because he draws some amazing pictures.

The World Cup Conspiracy: HAARP is being used in conjunction with antennas disguised as World Cup Soccer stadiums around the world to project a holograph of Satan and false armies.

The indians stealing organs is indeed the patient's conspiracy.

crazy people conspiracy theories don't hang together very well. You can drive a mack truck through the holes in the logic.

And there aren't usually any black helicopters, except for this one guy who thinks that Dubya is an outer space alien.

The flu shot thing is from the simpsons. One of my coworkers mentioned it.

Ya'll are forgetting some of the classics:

Paul is dead!
The moon landings were faked! (and an amusing response)

No consiracy theory title is complete without a minimum of one (1) exclamation point (!)! I like exclamation points!

I haven't seen it yet, but I bet Thompson's death will make it here eventually.

There was loads of conspiracy theories flying around after Princess Diana's death in Paris...

I'm not sure about that one but I think governments and other people in power spin us conspiracies to keep us ignorant of what is really going on in the world

Russell Crowe thinks al-Quaeda is after him.
 

I'm not sure where this should go. But I think they don't want an angry drunk Aussie in their little torture chambers. Did Gladiator not play in the middle east?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles...atillusion.htm

9-11 conspiracy theory

George W. Bush and his cronies are behind the spiraling prices of energy. This is why you haven't seen him on TV wailing about how the price of energy is going to kill the economy.

You don't have to credit me for this one. I'm sure someone else has thought of it. :lol:

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Wolf, what did you think when you read this one? How can this guy believe this stuff?

There's a lot of their conspiracy theories that don't make no damn sense ...

I still really like the Jews Blew up the WTC one ...

And clip #459 ...

NASA hides the true colors of Mars? Changes all the blue to red?
Possibly because of a large Martian golf ball?
:3_eyes:

Great. Just great.

SonofV is preparing his report on Mars right now, and we just got back from the store where we picked up some modeling clay. We've spent some time to get the color right, mixing red and yellow. Now what do we do?

Match the published pictures. Teacher won't know the difference. ;)

Check!