Whore College
 

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Somehow, I don't think they will sell many "My son/daughter is an honor student" stickers.

The "oral exam" joke is a little too obvious, don't even try it.

what about take your daughter to work day? *shudders*

Strange we have all these hang up about sex. Why shouldn't it be taught? Ok it's more exciting as a teenager to learn with your first love or lust but really it is an important life skill. I'm not claiming the high ground there. Sort of like wiping one's a**. Your mom/mum used to do it for you until she suggested you do it for yourself but she never actually showed you how to do it.
There are rumours here in Indonesia that mothers on the island of Madura teach their duagthers how to please men. (Maybe the fathers do the same with son's but haven't heard.) How many have been to Tantric classes?
Of course the classes maybe more about the mind games than the actual techniques. What we need is a mole on the inside.

I agree entirely but this isn't sex school, this is whore school, there is a difference.

Now I consider this at greater length than it really deserves - if everyone went to sex school everyone would know the same stuff, this leads to a conundrum, while it'd be wonderful for such important gems as teeth are bad to be instilled from a young age it'd take half the excitement out of it if everyone had the same knowledge base.

OK point taken.

All the same ? nah. I prefer to every now and then to think WOW now that was good.

But I still think as a species we have too many hang ups about the S word.

ya I agree on both.

Disagree. A lot of people know a lot of things but only a minute handful can apply it. Nothing to fear about instilling basic techniques - especially as every person I've slept with likes different things (not that different, it's a fine line) - and it's what you do on the day that counts, and not many people have that ability: to know what to do at the time.

You're right, if I hear one more 'he seems to think my clit is X' or variations thereof from female friends I might scream but would it help that? Where do you draw the line on basic techniques, Fellatio 101 or Things Not To Try When Having Sex In a Phonebooth (20 credits)? I assume we're talking about theoretical lessons here rather than pratical ones. Pratical ones might but that would raise all sorts of.....interesting issues.

Ok - basic lessons might include:

(for men)
- where it goes
- where it definitely doesn't go
- appreciation of female time-scales (21 minutes longer than you think)
- you are not kneading dough
- the power of anticipation

(and for women)
- not all men like their nipples tweaked
- you are not sanding a cue
- stop being ashamed and let him see your arse in the air

Beyond this, it's a matter of personal chemistry.

But I don't see the harm in practical lessons. It's all in the teaching...

This would go right along with the course somebody in NYC was offering in adult film production. The syllabus included a live in-class taping of a scene with two ladies. Regrettably, I don't have the link anywhere. (It must have been on fark or collegehumor or some place like that.)

ok that list had me laughing pretty hard.

Right. A sex school would be more in the liberal arts tradition, this is a professional college instead, like a cosmetology school or mechanic's school.

So I guess this woman would probably have flunked.

Interesting. It hadn't occured to me that you could break a boner.

hey, anyone wanna start a thread about preferred sexual techniques. we could offer pointers to the opposite sex in a very grown up and responsible manner, thereby improving our performance with our own partners. we could be each others' dr ruths.

i promise not to just yell 'cock' the whole time

One thing I fantasized about during once was to have a brain transference gizmo that one could wear during sex whereby one could exchange the thoughts and feelings of one's partner. Sort of like bio feedback. One day but not yet....
Still saving for Sybian. Well not actually saving but waiting to go somewhere "accessible" so I can hand carry it back to Asia. "Would you like to see my Sybian?"

If your partner screams loud enough in your ear, you might be able to get a sense of what he/she is feeling.

No weird gadgetry involved. (That reminded of the Sandra Bullock/Sly Stallone "sex" scene from the beginning of Demolitian Man.)

Peter F Hamilton had a book along those lines but with broader interests than sex.

Ahh yes, the peak of Sandra's career. It's been all downhill ever since.

Think "blowout" (no pun intended) in the sidewall of a car's tire. Both materials are naturally soft and flexible, but held rigid by pneumatic pressure. Should the envelope fail, the rigidity will too.

Guy I know claimed this happened (not sure why you'd lie about it), she was on top, went a big high, came down wrong and crunch. Led to massive bruising and no sex for 3 months. Must be interesting turning up at the emergency.....'she broke my dick!' 'i thought it was longer!'

I remember hearing about that guy..

as to a whore college... ya know I have mixed feelings on the matter, I think that unionized, legal, regulated and professional prostitution wouldn't really be a bad thing. just think of all the people out there who are just going mad for lack of sex (or atleast some sort of physical contact.. which our society doesn't really promote such things.. openly atleast). and for another reason.. now.. remember the first time you had sex.. most people just kind of fumbled thru it, and THOSE are the lessons they remember from the get go as it were, the habits they maintain thru-out their entire sex lives (unless they find someone willing to re-educate them.. I got lucky that way) so! if your first time could be with someone who could 'do it right' then I think a persons adult sex life would be a more fulfulling experience.

(also might cut down on the whole 'pimping' thing.. those teamsters are kinda nasty.. or so I hear)

(oh! and hella taxed! think cigarette and booze tax raises alot of revenue! this is a freaking biological function!.. it's kinda be like taxing people for using the crapper)

I don't think I ever fumbled through it---Hmmmmm......nope. Never did. However, with age comes increasing grace (and horniness) so thank God for NBN and xobruce.
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I don't think I have "fumbled" either. I think we girls have it a little easier than the guys. There is so much societal pressure all about how a man "performs" where, not much is expected of gals and their skills. Now, physical appearance is where we recieve the most pressure (no pun intended, there.) I can't wait to see what happens when we open that can o' worms. :thepain: That may all just be cliche diatribe, based on a disenchantment with American society, but I'll bet some people might agree with me.

heh.. I agree. and in my opinion it's not soley restriceted to females..the standards of beauty that is, sure.. there's more of it or it's more intense, but as I've seen it's universally applied. that's why I had to develope a personality and a bit of charm (not that it usually pans out in the written word.. damnit!)

and about the fumbling I was more meaning the first few times...:)

Why does everyone use whore and prostitute interchangeably? :eyebrow:

...how are they different? :confused:

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You mean one is more expensive? Sorry, I'm feeling pretty dense today...

I think the difference is in attitude, not just income.

You can be a whore without getting paid.

That's my point, whores don't get paid other than a meal, movie or bauble.
Prostitutes get cash...and an occasional chicken. :)

whores get paid cash sometimes, too ... but they are typically the bottom of the sex trade barrel. (I also agree with your definition, I'm just expanding it)

Prostitutes in Norristown get $20 for a blow job. The whores get $5, and your $20 will take you around the world — But you better hope you got good medical insurance and aren't allergic to pennicillin.

I think the college is a good idea personally, i mean if they are teaching the people practical things like money management, how to protect themselves (sexually and physically), safety issues, business development, how to handle difficult clients, and instilling responsibility in regard to things like contraceptives, privacy and hygene.

I mean if they are going to work in the sex trade anyway, they may as well know about these things rather than not.

whore can denote a number of things, from 'loose morality', to being available for multipe sexual encounters, some sense of need or longing, to a number of mental/emotional issues that one tries to resolve with sex (ie. low self esteem, finding validation in physical contact/ the mis-association of the whole sex=love thing) etc.

a prostitute.. does it for the money (as well perhaps as some of the above mentioned causes)

trust me on this one, sorry if I can't explain it well.. I'll post a thread as to why here in a bit.. and also having done some whoring myself.. (a little trickier when you are male :) )

Sure cowhead, whore applies in many different ways to everyone from me to thee.
Here we were aplying it to the traditional version. ;)

okie dokie, yeah my browser has been having troubles.. or I have been.. responding before the page is loaded correctly.. oops.. and I always feel like an ass when I read something that I ought to have after.. way after I have made an ass of myself by posting.. like I said oops..

personally. without the whole 'whore' personality.. I would have had a much much less interesting life :) ... not me of course!

and I do agree with sun sparkz... from a business angle

Naw man, you were dead on. Whore covers a lot of ground these days. :thumb:

Sun_Sparkz is talking like some kind of foreigner, maybe from some place as foreign as Australia fo gosh sakes. ;)
How are we going to keep the country sexually repressed with that kind on nonsense going on. Next thing you know they'll be talking openly about trying to prevent STDs, which everyone knows is God's own punishment for enjoying sex.......or is that children?

no the only way is to abstain! .. uh fuck that.. sorry I like sex too much! and fer fucks sake should I bear (sp?) offspring ever... they will be taught (not like that!) about good sex! and what sex is meant to do... both recrational and procreational! (uh dummy if you want to just have fun and so does she.. wear a condom!)