The Cellar on Google...
 

http://www.google.com/search?q=subje...en-US:official

A first page hit for the Cellar on a search for "subjective reality"...

Very strange indeed.

Well, it does refer to a post of YOURS. How much more subjective can you get than that? That's if you are YOU, anyhow. By the way, won't posting about it change the hits on Google? The Heisenberg uncertainty principle and all that? :mg:

Don't get cocky, you're already down to #8. :lol:

Here's a game out of it then: find any two-word search on Google where the Cellar is the first link, or optionally, the first ten links.

First such google: "Coulter rant", at #1 it's my Ann Coulter porn fantasy bit.

I am shocked that "mental midget" isn't a page one for Cellar.

"showers infrequently" is number one, although that is cheating.

So's "should of been a cowgirl." ;)

"coyote canyon conshohocken" is #1. There's a very simple reason: When I posted about it, I got the name of the restaurant wrong. (It's really Coyote Crossing. I discovered this when I wanted to go back earlier this summer and was looking for the web site.)

EDIT: Dammit, I confused the two AGAIN when I was writing this post. Well, one of them is a #1 google hit for The Cellar and one is the real name of the restaurant.

"Naked NBN" comes in at #3. Just before Christina Aguilera!

I'm so proud.

"That's it! Ball gags for everyone!" #1

"Holding Hopkin Hostage" #1 as well............

"I'm so in touch, women slap me as I walk by"

"image of the day" = 4

#1 for Pagan Extremist ... user titles are fairly easy picks, though.

#1 for mrnoodle gashead

not particularly impressive, since those aren't really words, and they're not found anywhere else but here.

jaguar pinko is #1, too :hafucking too bad he's not here to goad into a rage.

Sadly, Cellar is no longer in the top 10 for "whale penis."

We've got bigger fish to fry.

A whale is not a fish.

I know whales aren't technically fish, but still, maybe it's talk like that that's scaring away all the whale penises!

Fry indeed.

Sorry, we've got bigger dolphin to fry.

*cough*

From Griff's link;

fry1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fr)
v. fried, (frd) fry·ing, fries (frz)
v. tr.
To cook over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
Slang. To destroy (electronic circuitry) with excessive heat or current: “a power surge to the computer that fried a number of sensitive electronic components” (Erik Sandberg-Diment).

v. intr.
To be cooked in a pan over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
Slang. To undergo execution in an electric chair.
:lol:

Slang frequently destroys electronic circuitry with excessive heat or current.

I seem to recall a threat of excessive firepower against a particularly unruly piece of electronic equipment.

That has happened more than once, although sometimes it's more satisfying just to kick the shit out of it.

hmmm, if i google "anti-american" and mba... the cellar comes up twice in the top ten at #5 and #6.

weird.

"mental midget" and junior gives us #7. i honestly thought that would be higher, but some sexual disfunction forum seems to have beaten us.

Oh yeah? Where's "should HAVE been a cowgirl" or "should've been a cowgirl"?

Thank you UT. I HAVE been biting my tongue on that one for a while. (Trying to control my snarkiness.)

But "should of been a cowgirl" is number one.

Because it's wrong.

So it is...and?

And really dumb.

Mari, I want you to promise me that you're not gonna disappear or storm off this time around, okay? Because I get a real kick out of watching Tony get all annoyed with you. :)

But don't get so annoying that you get banned. Just annoying enough to annoy me, and give Syc masturbation fodder.

Oh yeah baby! Oh! I'm so turned on! Oh! Oh! Oh!

What? You don't like Toby Keith? I just paraphrased his song "Should OF been a cowboy" slightly:

Should of been a cowboy!
Should of learned to rope and ride,
wearing my six shooter,
taking my pony on a cattle drive...

Should of had a side kick with a funny name
riding wild through the hills
chasing Jessie James,
ending up on the brink of danger
riding shot gun for the Texas Rangers

Oh, I should of been a cowboy!

He DOES get annoyed with me, doesn't he? I don't think he likes to be sassed back at. :p

You mean Toby Keith's "Should've Been a Cowboy".

Call me crazy, but I could have sworn that she said she paraphrased it...

And that was noble of you to remove the sentence where you called her a moron, Tony. It's a baby step, but I'm real proud of ya, man!

Yes, she paraphrased the "cowboy" into a "cowgirl", but insisted in her post that the title included "OF".

I removed the "moron" because it was redundant.

You apparently need to smoke more weed...or maybe you just need a big hug. Can't help you with either, but I wish you well. And when you're ready to repent, the COTWP is here for you.

Directly from Toby's own website:

"Should've Been A Cowboy
Toby Keith
Live Recording

The fans love these songs. They're standard party songs I've played for a decade or so, and the fans sing along every night. So as a bonus for them we rolled tape for a few nights and put these on the album so they could hear themselves sing....."

Note: SHOULD'VE = contraction of SHOULD HAVE. Case closed. Next?

Gosh, this has got to be the most trivial cellar argument, yet! Yeah, the official title is "Shoud've been a cowboy," but if you listen to Toby sing the lyrics he ennunciates quite clearly "Oh, I should OF been a cowboy." The way the music is written, you can't slur "should've" and make it come out right. You have to sing "should OF." I've only listened to the damn song about 14 million times. The song starts out:

I'll bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Settling down, would you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
She'd have said "yes" in a New York minute
They never tied the knot
His heart wasn't in it
He just stole a kiss as he rode away
He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place

Then Toby really belts out the line for emphasis:

SHOULD OF BEEN A COWBOY!

You don't listen to much country-western, do you, UT? :D

Should of is improper grammar. Should have is not. That's all.

Yeah, and we're big sticklers on that and spelling here. You see that Zip is still here, right? :)

it still causes brain damage and inspires inbreeding, right? i'll continue to pass.

You're not gonna get laid this way, Syc, she's too far away.

It's no worse than growing up in Northern Illinois, lookout. :)

I love Mari to death, but she's not my type. Besides, I have a gf, and she lives 5 minutes from me.

yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.

and they usually like NASCAR too.

Hey! Don't talk that way about my Daddy - I mean the father of my child - no, wait! My third cousin twice removed! We do have our standards both in Goldbug, Kentucky and in Colorado unlike you punk/rap devients in Phoenix! :lol:

Oooh, I love NASCAR! And 4wd! Jumps like a Willy's in 4wd!

As a NASCAR vehicle runs over you at 200 mph...;)

i would rather be run over by a NASCAR car than watch NASCAR or listen to country music. it would be less painful.

Smile when you say that, partner! :p

i'd smile if i was kidding.

eh, Lookout, I can't be mad at you - Libertarian Fascist that you are. You are someone I call a "worthy opponent." You can hate country-western if you like, but I STILL should OF been a cowgirl! ;)

That Toby Keith song gets stuck in my head every time I see your title.

Speaking of, how does a godless heathen lesbian hippy communist um... socialist.... um...

Anyway, how can you like country music and be a pinko lefty? Are you a Dixie Chick? :lol:

Yeah, its rough. All the other communist lesbians I run around with are horrified. I AM a Dixie Chick - born in the proud commonwealth of Kentucky! ;)

Where 'bouts in KY? Some of Kentucky is all fancy-fied, ya know. Mebbe yur one a them thar fancy-fied Kentuckan's? Mmmmmmmmmmm? One a them all citi-fied, college-ederkated gals?

I wuz born in Goldbug, Kentucky. Ma grandpappy and grandmammy bougt theyselves a farm down in the bluegrass country. Hit wuz a tabaccy farm and they done real good for theyselves. Put everyone of their 6 chillen of which my daddy wuz one thru the universitee of Kentucky up thar in Lexington. Got me a scholarship to the place ma'self. ;)

See I always thought those awful singers were for folks pretending to be rural while living in suburbia. Frightening note, my 7 y.o. niece went to a Toby Keith concert this summer. :eek: Seriously, he is the all-time absolute worst. Get yourself a couple nice Earl Monroe or Hank senior discs if you must listen to country music, otherwise, move on.