"But surely he stinketh by now."
 

Who said that? :sheep:

According to Google, Lazarus' sister, more or less.

Thanks Elspode. That sure was fast!

Now, who invented the number 3?

Boy, it sure is dank in here.

BTW - How the hell can I get my avatar to display?

tomas? is that u????

I can see it. If I click on your public profile. There are no avatars on posts here.

Too bad. A picture is worth a thousand words. To wit...

http://www.photos-of-the-year.com/im..._200-thumb.jpg

Just describing the background colors could take many lines, and nothing could capture the emotion.

.

Tomas de Torquemada, mein frau?

Indeed. And we don't need an extra thousand words added to each post.

with your bad taste this is prolly as close as you will ever come to having sex. :eyebrow:

It would be cool if the male fly had Jeff Goldblum's face.

So what's wrong with a picture of two flies fucking? I'll bet your bedroom walls are covered with snapshots of your hamsters getting it on, and your dogs, cats and siblings tastefully going down on themselves. Wasn't it one of your deities who said "Go forth and multiply."?

And if you speak as well as you spell, I doubt even a fly will let you fuck it.

Well, maybe just this one...

http://www.breitbart.com/images/2005...82_preview.jpg

Quoting yourself.
Now that's a class act.

Thank you.

What else you using for bait on that trolling line besides the Bible, there, Humbug?

Hey guys, remember we said we weren't gonna scare off the crazies? this isn't tomas, he can spell. It might be angus though.

Purina troll chow is on sale down at the feed & grain, stock up.

No, tomas was far more intelligent. This latest troll can only gain attention by using the ploys of the immature adolescent of below average intelligence.
Tomas was an immature adolescent, but he had a surprising streak of wit beneath his wierdness. This one doesn't.

Humbug: We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee. Why don't you go impress your 13 year old friends with your profound thoughts and bathroom humor? You obviously don't have the education or the intelligence to play with the grown-ups.

I'm sure your fellow deviants on your AOL chatroom miss you. We won't.

Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.

He's not interesting enough to be crazy. And he WISHES he were Angus! Angus was condescending, oh, yes, (*swoon*) but he was waaaaaay better than this!

Was it a pink angus or a black angus?
Have you tried any other barnyard stock?

Dude, you forgot the "I am the product of inbreeding, oxygen deprivation and ingrown nasal hair."

I can't do lunch with you, especially not mutton. Lord knows what you've done to the poor sheep before they're served.

Sorry, won't happen again.

Too bad. We were serving rat's ass.

He's not alone...so do some of the cellar intellects...

Marichiko: "We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee."

Chirp.

.

he got that much right, at least! assuming he's talking to mulitchiko....

pure coincedence? or has he been reading old threads?

so you know, humbug, dry humor and whitty sarcasm stated subtly get more laughs here than shouted insults. the collective iq is relatively high....with some very noteable exceptions, granted. i gather you like a nice flame fest? take some time and decide who to piss off first. and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko, or the well respected like elspode or bruce or undertoad. sycamore is a good punching bag if you can coax him out of hiding.

Heh Heh! Do as LJ says, kid, NOT as he DOES!

Oh, Sycamore! Wanna have a flamefest with LJ for old time's sake? Nah, its Christmas!

Humbug, is that the best reply you can come up with? How very predictable of you! Afraid you're gonna have to do better than that, even LJ's not impressed. :rolleyes:

....that's HUMP BUG , Marichiko.

Oh, right! S'cuse me Cap'n! I was forgetting. It IS a troll, isn't it? :lol:

I claim no special privilege.... even if I do know professional hitmen in most major cities. :lol:

I knew I stepped in something.

You must have sweat diarrhea to crank that funny out.

I'm with Bruce...respect me at your own peril, for I'm not terribly respectable.

Sorry, but you're just too easy.

Yeah, easily bored. Go play with your sheep, Humpbug. :zzz:

I'm sure you are...

Main Entry: bore
Pronunciation: 'bOr, 'bor
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): bored; bor·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English borian; akin to Old High German borOn to bore, Latin forare to bore, ferire to strike
transitive senses
1 : to pierce with a turning or twisting movement of a tool

Sheep currently in repose. Am now dry-fucking a phone book. Sound familiar?

Ouch! :eek: I hope you used the page for cream doughnuts.

I've been meaning to ask you about that, Els.

What's with all the carpe diem, RE: women? If I said what you've said, RE: women, I'd be labled a gold-digging c...(.) Whyfore you gettest away withest it? Because your sword attempts to the heights of the mighty xoxoxobruce? Forsooth and forewarned, Els of Pode! Many are those who long to deThrone (de-Pants?) the Brooooce. None have succeded thus, and, none shall!

Stop it. You're making many of these folks hungry. :yum:

Bri, Bri...if you're referring to the "get it while the gettin' is good" thing over in the other thread, well, hell...boy paid a price for what he got, right? And there's no gold to be dug on anyone's part as far as I can see.

As to any speculative usurpation of the throne of King Bruce of the XO's, perish the merest scintilla of a thought! I am loyal subject and thrall of his eminence. I tremble before the mighty roar of his big block Chevies, and cower at the majesty of his DooDads.

hee, hee! 'twere his DooDads what slayed me, too(est)!

ALL HAIL THE DOO-DAD KING!

Jim, you beautiful bitch, I'm not hiding. I'm barely on anymore. It's good to know that you miss me, though. I miss you too, Sweetass! :)

Whadda ya nuts? I've been de-pantsed by many...... with minimals complaints from me. :yum:

Man...I miss this place.

OC!! What the heck, where you keeping yourself?

*cuddles noodle*

Laying low. Coming in for a lurk or three occasionally, throwing my $.01 cents in.

I've always wondered what the hell OC's sig. line said. I'm too lazy to BabelFish it.

Here.

Latin doesn't Babelfish very well...if at all.

thanks, HM. Learn something everyday.

oop! Time to change it!