Are you a thread killer?
 

wondering who here sees themselves as a thread killer.

does it seem that everytime you post to a thread, it just kind of stops?

does it seem that people don't respond to what you say?

Do you think people skip over your posts?

Yes. I have a barrier here of age, culture, location, how much time i can and often views. I have 100's of posts but dont think i would be half as read as someone with maybe 200 or 300 posts, but i dont care - i like it here.

I wouldnt consider myself a thread killer, but i wouldnt say that my threads or comments are anything huge ... YET!! Mwahahaha

lock me up
 

i killed it!

Now that we've located the thread killer, can we hire you to post in Word Association? :p

A quick search shows that I've started 172 threads, and 22, or 12.8% of them, received 0 or 1 replies.

Out of the last 500 threads that I've posted to, 35 or 7% are ones where I made the last post.

Conclusion: I don't kill a lot of threads, but I can do it when I feel like it. :rattat:

I shot the sheriff, but I did not kill the deputy.
I touch them, they die.

- Pie (waiting for this one to die a horrible, untimely death)

I don't think I've ever had the last word, even if I try ...

Like now?

Pretty much.

At least you got it this time.

I'm the Grim Reaper of Threads. Most of what I say either dies on the vine, or sends people screaming. Not all, but most. I think I'm guilty of blathering.

Thread killer extrordinaire. I hope you all said what you needed to say, cause after this no one will see it.

Oh, that's not true, chimmi! (if I may call you chimmi?) '
I kill everything I touch.

yes.

Who said that?




Just kidding.

You can, but it won't help. Better get the money back guarantee!

:p

jeesus BigV.. Settle down boi!

I prefer to maim them so they can't run away. Then I toy with them a while until I get overexcited and accidentally bite their heads too hard.

Sometimes at 3AM the Word Association thread is the only one that's getting business ...

Well, of the 25 most recent threads I've posted to, I didn't start any of them and in two, mine has been the last post. Going by that sample, I am obviously dangerous to the health of a thread. 8% of all threads infected by me sicken and die. I imagine no one will post to this one ever again. Ever. :dead3:

People with nothing to say but want to post anyway......or run up their post count. :neutral:

BULLSHIT :headshake

that is sad. i don't think i've posted to the word association thread in months, and i am still the second wordiest.

you know what's gonna suck? in like two or three weeks, when this thread has died off for a while, I'm gonna bring it back, and make fun of the person that killed it. even if it's me. i cant wait

I know you have like a 2 hour commute to that job of yours LJ, but isn't 3AM a little early to be starting the day?

Or were you getting up in the night for a pee and a drink of water, and just thought you would check to see if Wolf is pulling a graveyard shift?

Chimmi is fine by me. :lol: I'm just glad I am not the only death bringer.

no, i'm off wednesdays, so tuesday is my friday. i drank a diet coke on the ride home, and couldnt get to sleep. i got up at 11 am today.

I've come by my post count honestly ... (word assoc part deux only accounts for 4.875% of my posts)

that is actually a pretty large slice, considering the age of the thread, and your tenure here.

it's a guilty pleasure at best

Thread Killer?

Remember threads have feelings too. They feel pain. :lol:

Hah! See? Everyone ignored my post. It's true, I tell you!!
It's hard, being a pie. Typing is quite a challange, f'rinstance.

See, I read that, but I don't know what to say in return. Maybe some of the perceived thread-killing is just making a definitive statement that doesn't require any response!

yeah, if you don;t give them anything to argue about......or piss them off ......

i'm not a thread killer, btw......coincedence?

No, Lj, its more because you haven't been posting so often as of late. However, if you go back in time, a search reveals that you "killed" 6 out of 50 threads when you were a regular poster here. That gives you a an "LD50" of 12% back when you were in your cellar prime.

By the way, the word association thread accounts for only .03% of my posts. Do I win anything? Have I killed this thread yet? :p

no, but you should eat a dick anyway.

I thought that was "cock".

no......cock would be literal. 'eat a dick' is more of a non associative insult. like 'go fuck yourself.' you don't really picture someone fucking themself.

I like to start threads about...

Damn, does that make me a cock teaser. At least I ain't no Hollaback Girl!

I have no idea what a Hollaback Girl might be.

And I'm not going to google for fear of finding out. With pictures.

well, it's not like it's goatsee. I never did recover from that *shudder*

There;s a difference between killing a thread and making a post so inclusive and profound it is simply the last word on the subject and any further posts would be drivel. :right:

Hey, how do you guys find the percentages and such? I don't know this newfangled computer stuff too good.

just make them up. most people will be too lazy to check, and just assume you;re accurate

He's right....

42% of statistics quoted on the internet are made up on the fly

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haaa-haaaaaaaaa


ya know. that wasn't as much fun as i thought it would be

There are more than a few threads that I've posted something completely dumb and killed that particular thread.

Hey, I'm not in denial anyway. :D

Like this one it seems.

Nah, it's still going. I use threads like this to be a postcount whore. And you're still ahead by 10 posts or so -- I'll have to ramp it up.

Gee, I was waiting to see what Slang won as the thread killer.

Wasn't first prize a wedgie from LJ? I should have let you collect.

Where's MrNoodle when you need him?

I need to learn self control and ......

ummm selective ...something or other.

This is great!
 

I was thinking about what a thread killer I am...so I googled the term. First thing to come up was this Cellar thread. Then I googled images hoping to find one that expresses my thread killing phobia. This is what I found:

I feel as though i am a thread killer........
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Now, I will wait and see.....



Waiting.....

Oh woody woody woody. You don't know from thread killing! I am the freaking thread killer extraordinaire. I am the grand poobah of thread killing. When a thread sees me coming, it automatically rolls over and dies on the spot. My threads killed Chuck Norris.

It only seems that way because you give the ultimate answer to every question, solve every problem and then there's no reason to pursue it further.:D

Ahhh, that explains why I stay out of threads that require a modicum of intelligence and education. ;)

You have a lot of great input Shawnee - what are you talking about??? I AM the real thread killer.

Let's duke it out, yesman. :)

Which is worse: a thread-killer or a thread ressurector? :p

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