How do you afford your Rock-n-Roll lifestyle?
 

How much did you pay for that bad Motto Guzzi?

I just don't eat.

I should try that

Robbing Hobos and selling crack mainly

Dana? have you considered hoarding the Hobo's after you rob them and selling them to Infi?

No kids.

Like a True American: I can't.

All on credit, baby, that and bad cheques and IOUs.

That's how rock'n'roll rolls. It rocks.

I've become really good at convincing my parents that their budget they're willing to allot me - "rent and food", and occasionally clothes and gas and incidental costs if I can convince them to pay - should be quite a bit higher than I need. That is to say, if I tell them I eat well and instead eat super-cheap and shitty, I can spend the difference on vice.
I'll make a fanTAStic lobbyist someday won't I?

^Haha, I used to do that as a kid when my parents gave me £1.70 or whatever for lunch at school. I would go to Tesco instead and get something for about 30p and pocket the difference.
I felt like Bernie-fucking-Madoff.

How do you afford your Rock-n-Roll lifestyle?
 

A job. ;)

Though it's more a tremble and shuffle lifestyle.

By the skin of my teeth and the kindness of strangers.

I also know Merc's pin.

I read that as you know merc's 'pain.' :lol:

I also have some of his teeth. The incisors.

OT.

Of course if by rock and roll lifestyle you mean working two shitty part time jobs in a record store and a clothing emporium and having to hitch rides to gigs, it never got quite that bad over this last year.