The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread
 

Quote the current tagline. Then respond to it. The tagline shouldn't get to have all the fun.

Example:

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking - Yeah, but where's it coming from?

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

And now you know what it sounds like when thought dies.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

Okay, but what's that smell?

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

And damn, there's quite an echo, too.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

What? Drinking? Sure, I'll have a Jack Daniel's and Coke.

No, I think that's the sound of the other hand clapping.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

No, I don't hear that. I have a hearing disorder. Thanks for bringing it up. Cunt.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

What do you mean you can't hear any thinking? Of course not, that's Fox News you dope.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

It sounded like you farted. Ew, I can smell it.

The Cellar: you hear that? That's the sound of thinking.
And this is the sound of drinking.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

... thought not, welcome to The Vacuum.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

amazing. it sounds exactly like someone wearing flip flops walking through three inches of butterscotch pudding

this will encourage more rapid turnover of the tagline, you know.

Not really, because changing it is a pain!

I tried to automate the task, but vBulletin has this interesting way of getting really, really complex very fast. (It's not enough to update the table that holds the value. You have to update the table and then go through some sort of publishing process.)

The thread will go idle for a day or three, then the tagline will change, and the thread will undergo a resurgence. Like middle aged men's dicks.

Speak for your SELF Splode !!!

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking that's keeping me from hearing myself think! :tinfoil:

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking. dont hear anything? think about that.

Kagen wins the thread and so the tag changes.

Looking at the upcoming tags I don't know that they will fit this game so well

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel

and next time, swallow faster!

The Cellar: Don't move we'll get a towel

...a wet one, and whip your lily-livered ass with it

The Cellar: Don't move we'll get a towel

... sorry we haven't had a chance to do the laundry lately. Don't mind the stain. It's dried.

The Cellar: Don't move we'll get a towel, sorry about setting you on fire though

The Cellar: Don't move we'll get a towel
...and this time don't look him in the eyes

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get you a towel. Or do you *like* lying in the wet spot?

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel, but who's going to clean up the rest of this mess?

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel. Here's your beer back.

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel. I've never seen blood spurt like that.

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel, and some ice. I hear that if you keep it cold, they can sew it back on, Mr. Bobbit.

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel.

See ya!

don't move, we'll get a towel.

too late! I already used the curtains!



aaaaaaagghh!

dont move, we'll get a towel. i dont know how you'll get it out of your hair though.

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel and congratulations it's a boy! You really should log out and go to the hospital now.

:love:

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel....

but, honestly.... is there always this much?

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel, in the mean time aim for the bucket

The Cellar: Don't move, we'll get a towel, and next time you'd better get the ultra absorbent nappies!

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it! {WARNING: smoking The Cellar may cause severe side effects}

uh yeah... sorry.. it's been a uh... while

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it! Just don't forget to knock out the pipe when you're finished. ;)

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. 'Ere.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. Its great shit, man!

Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

We don't mind, as long as you don't hog it all.

bogart

Put this in your pipe and smoke it -- we're ashless.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. Yes, it's a Haddock. We're trying out the IOTD recipe. We need smoked haddock.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it
No, not that, this. Good lord you could have done some serious damage then!

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. No, not that pipe.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. And no bogarting.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it
oops that should read
The Cellar put shit in your pipe and you smoked it.

The Cellar: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. We're out of Oreos, but there's still some of last Friday's IOTD in the fridge.

The Cellar: Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...

Must be cock.

mmmm... plirdrog

Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...
stays these Cellarites from the swift completion of their appointed flames.

Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...
nor abortion will stop us from flaming your blog

Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog... but we do have some homely french girls.

Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...are inedible to us.

...can figure out what the hell happened to Nothing But Net.

Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...
would attempt the leap from Labrat's glutes.

The Cellar:



Neither plane, nor bird, nor even frog...
Nor overfed and zealous Fish.
No Savior's boon, nor frothing sea,
No can of meat, nor dying wish.

No huggy, kissy bruce, No Volpine packing heat
No lumbering Jim, nor speechless hoax
No ransomed flight, nor saucy lips,
No tasty desert with fugde and jokes.

No footless snakes nor rodents withers,
No Spanish titled spode
No chip of rock nor smiling chimp
No, only Undertoad

bravo

winner. NEW TAGLINE!

The Cellar: Low fizz so you can slam it down fast; then, feel it slowly rise back up to gag you! :yum: