So, I Went To A Party Last Night...
 

It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase

has been uttered.

Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection):

A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head.

I danced on half a pic-a-nic table.

A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing.

Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt.

Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix.

We burned stolen firewood.

The cops stayed away.

:jig:

Oh, and, no hangover this morning afternoon.

:D

sounds like a lovely soiree!

These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

that rat thar is funneh.

Thursday

Ur getting the holiday wrong -it was Rosh Hashanwhiskey

John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.

Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it.

Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?

Sounds like a flash mob.

Sounds fun Grav.

1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.

2. It could have been MUCH worse.
or

You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.

I'm showing my age now.

I ain't too old for nothing!!!!

To quote a country song:

I ain't as good as I once was
I've got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

Damn skippy.

;)

Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?