The "This is all I got for ya" thread
 

So, would you like to see me naked? :right:

Are you offering?

Only if the pic doesn't fart at us.

Yes.

Is this a trick question? I mean, of course we'd like to see you naked. duh.

I assume by the thread title that you mean that it would be our Xmas present? And are we talking photos, or are you planning on a lengthy, scantily-clad holiday road trip?

I'm just jealous I don't have a postable bod. Even if I did, I know I would be too shy to post it...but look at all the responses I got, in a very short time.

Tie this into the thread about how important sex is :) annnnnnnddd...

We've come full circle.

;)

Tease. I think that we, the salacious and erudite members of The Cellar, should be the judges of whether or not you have a postable body.

You could start with PM's and work your way into the public forum based on the responses you get.

Always glad to help. No need to thank me.

A guy's gotta WORK for my shtuff, els!

(Like Mardi Gras beads...I always say it's gonna cost more than a few cheap plastic beads to see these babies.)

But I jest...I ain't postable. Wait til next year!

You just wanted to see how much interest you could generate.

I feel so...so...used.

Yes, and make a subtle point.

But you love it.

I haven't been used enough to love it, Shawnee. Just enough to resent it. I have to be *really* used before I love it.

Next time you're conducting a sociological experiment, please preface your question with "Hypothetically" or something. Sniff.

Aww Shawnee, now you've done it. Now you must post your bod before 'Spodey drowns himself in his tears.

That would have ruined my single-blind methodology, 'spode. It's all in the name of scientific integrity (wow, the subtle points just won't stop.) :rolleyes:

So leave me out of the study. Use me as a control (or out of control) group.

True science cannot be completely preplanned. You have to think on your feet, or, in this case, lying on your side, one knee drawn over the other, with your head propped up on your hand, smiling impishly while showing only a tantalizing sample of your...

Oh. Nevermind. Sorry.

One of my photography jobs, which I mercifully forgot until just now, was shooting portraits for a large studio chain. (details intentionally left blank) Anyway, after a few short weeks I observed that both men and women have truly insane perceptions of their own attractiveness. Not attractiveness to me; I had other people weigh in with their opinions.

By and large women were the worst offenders in failing to see their beauty. Regardless of how flattering the photo, they were unsatisfied with their appearance. God help you if the photograph wasn't flattering and was only an accurate representation of their looks.

Men had other problems which I won't go into now. If shawnee wants to post some full body shots of herself clothed, I may tell more battle stories about this sordid chapter in my life, but otherwise, I bet she looks fine and is just like all the other women in the world who have no objectivity about their beauty.