If you died
 

Who would let The Cellar know?

No one.

So you could be dead right now?

only in your dreams monster. lol

I dream of playing for the redwings. At least I did last night.

I doubt my wife would take the time. She hates the Cellar.

that's funny.

Well she knows that Bri and I are secret lovers, so she is not going to tell her when I am dead. But if you send me your mailing address I will try to leave you in my will.

My wife will let friends know. Some are here and will pass on the news, not that anyone will fail to miss the flags at half-staff, the schools and courts closing and the national day of mourning.

who will you leave me to?

Well I will leave you in my Safety Deposit Box until I am reincarnated and can come back and pay you for the time you were stuck there.

No one. Would anyone miss me if I just disappear one day?

If I died, beest would tell you. Maybe not straight away. Maybe after 6 months or so. In a thread where people got so pissed off at me in my absence they mentioned paintball.

um yes... did we not aleady miss you when you had a quiet spell?