It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed...

I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up.

And then the emus got loose.

There was this whole, thing.

I'm never going back to that dentist.:headshake

Why did the rescue squad show up?

they had more singles?

Well, they come out with the fire department.

Why was the Fire Department there?

Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why was the poor cow on fire?

You definitely need your own reality TV show. :D

She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.

"...not very nice"??? It was an udder fantasy!

All in singles??

You lucky one you........ Yes this is probably now the fastest site I am on (Its a tie between here and videokarma.org)


I love it here dues :)

It's what happens when you shoot a cow in the face with a flaming squirrel.

Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend.

Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.

His name is Raoul.:bitching: