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lumberjim 04-20-2009 03:28 PM

Have a Blessed day
 
no


fuck you

Trilby 04-20-2009 03:31 PM

ok.


I'm gonna eat strawberry fruit bars till I poop red.

you can't stop me.

zippyt 04-20-2009 03:35 PM

Jim just LOVES Him some Mondays Don't he !!

lumberjim 04-20-2009 05:14 PM

that's not Bless-edd

that's Bless'd ...one syllable

and fuck you some more

DanaC 04-20-2009 05:22 PM

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Have Blessed day!

TheMercenary 04-20-2009 05:24 PM

:lol2:

Aliantha 04-20-2009 05:25 PM

Well it looks like someone's got his cranky pants on today doesn't it. lol

lumberjim 04-20-2009 05:45 PM

i knew it was coming...at the end of the voicemail message.

i'll be glad to get back to you at my earliest convenience....have a blessed day.

I don't know if it was a subliminal memory from the last time i called her 6 months ago, or just the tone of voice she speaks in......but i knew it was coming.

She's a nutbar holy roller that I had to spend over an hour with signing her deal, and closing her on the warranty and gap.....and made nearly nothing for my effort. She selfishly read every document as though I had invented them all specifically for her and had surely hidden some clause in there which had her promising to have vigorous anal sex with all of the mechanics twice a week for the next 6 years. The whole time, I knew that she was looking at the words, and understanding nothing.....just appearing to read them...because she is a teacher and she was taught that you should always read every thing you sign no matter what. I don't know what the hell she wants from me but I've been playing phone tag with her all day trying to return her lousy call....and every time I have to hear that shit. blessed day. eat a dick

have a blessed dick

classicman 04-20-2009 05:49 PM

I had a sales rep that sent out a bulk email to 2000, yep two thousand prospects and clients that said " A Merry Christmas and blessed wish for the new year. I personally fielded at least a dozen people who were PISSED.

lumberjim 04-20-2009 06:26 PM

i have caller ID....i'm not answering when she calls back. I wanna see how long I can avoid her...while appearing to be trying to reach her.


ha....i just 'missed' her call.....

lumberjim 04-20-2009 06:27 PM

her message:

she has a meeting now....ha ha ha.....she'll try me again tomorrow...ha ha ha

it's SO funny!

bless these

Trilby 04-20-2009 06:52 PM

I HATE that, when people foist their 'blessed day' on me. (I just thought Jim was being his usual non-sequitor self up there, but NOW....)

I truly do; I am not being sarcastic. I want to punch their stupid face. It usually means they are the worst kind of (place religion *here*) that there is. They're usually judgmental fukkers.

I think the appropriate response would be "Shalom," or something - "the Goddess be with you", etc. :mad:

Beestie 04-20-2009 07:01 PM

Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly?

Seriously - what the hell is it? Get that dingbat on the phone and tell her Beestie wants to know exactly what in the flying fuck a blessed day is.

And it better make sense.

Don't make me channel George Carlin on her ass.

jinx 04-20-2009 07:26 PM

Sigh... Beestie, Beestie, Beestie.... I'll pray for you. But not for Jim and Brianna, they're obviously going to hell no matter what.

TheMercenary 04-20-2009 07:27 PM

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HABD Have A Blessed Day

Ojala que tienes una dia bendita.

ha, ha, ha, read this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72806


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