jinx, come here. I need you.
 

Come down here and cook my steaks, woman. I'm getting in the tub! And your tea is getting cold.

love,

Jim

Did she come?

jinxy! jinxy!

really thought of meet the parents there for a second. Could you swing by here and cook the chicken breasts i bought today (with a vague idea i would be able to prepare and consume them myself)?

What an example you are for the rest of us husbands, Jim. I think I'm going to post to one of Mrs. Dallas' mailing lists that we're running low on gin. Oh, and she needs to make an appointment for the birds to go to the vet.

Where is she?

My guess is, she's either cooking steaks, or she's hunting down a 2x4 to beat Jim upside the head with, depending on what kind of mood she was in when she read that.

Every time I see this thread, I hear Jack Black saying "Kage come here I WANT YOU."

Coincidental? I'm thinking it was a subconscious leak, at the very least.

I was thinking more along the lines of Alexander Graham Bell ...

Quit beating me to saying stuff.

she came, she saw, she cooked my steaks.

i plan to use this thread to get a hold of her later. she never has her cell phone on her, and i turned off the home phone cuz its pointless.

worked great for me. oh, and my bath was lovely.

I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.

Tell it on the mountain, woman!

:eek: Ugghh - I always knew there was something wrong with lj - thanks for explaining it.

Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.

I'd say we all lost respect for him, but that would require us to have had some to begin with. . . . Why are my sentences so complicated?