May...
May your escaped fart be silent and odor-free.
May you have just the right change in your pocket for the vending machine. May your bread land butter-side up May a new register open just as you reach the checkout May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check :angel: |
May the "Hot Now" light come on at Krispy Kreme just as you pull in with a donut craving.
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May that brown smudge on your sleeve be chocolate.
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May you live long and prosper.
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OMG this totally happened to a friend of mine today!!! They received a huge anonymous money order. Thought probably fake but took it to the bank and asked and it wasn't but the donor was 'anonymous. It's been a bit rough for them recently. This is so awesome. A few churches round here are having the congregations pick up checks and pay bills for strangers to celebrate thanksgiving, I wonder if this is part of it |
May you find a $20 bill (or local equivalent) in that pile of receipts you're trying to reconcile.
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May you never be lied to by someone you love.
May that ominous meeting with the CEO turn out to be a decision to forward your work. |
May your farts not have texture.
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May your soufflés always rise.
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May you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the devil even knows you're dead.
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May you have great cunninlingus. With no dodgy consequences. |
May the sunrise be spectacular.
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May comes before June, and after April. Every time.
Threesomes are awesome. |
May you see the Light.
May you feel the warmth. Before it's too late. |
May? Oh, Uncle Thomas' wife, she died.
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