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In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

(chorus)We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

(chorus)

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire 'till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em
Well, we

(chorus)

Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

(chorus)

Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

I had to find that song on You Tube, 'cuz it was stuck in my head.

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

... too ...

Too is to long.

15 minute piano duel, but if you like great piano...

:bow:

Who fixed to to too...

Well, over my way, Halloween's been over for 45 minutes, but I had to post sumthin' Halloweenie, so sink yer teeth into this:

Interesting (to me) time management ideas when creating stuff.

Ironically, this is a 12:25 video that presents 4 bullet points, so ironically the gent may still have an issue with time management.

Or he has a chronic problem with presenting his visions in a deliberate manner.

I thought it was ironic and that was intentionally part of the joke.

It held your attention for those 13 minutes, so on some level it worked.

530hp Porsche 993 Bi-Turbo powered Volkswagen Bus.

Death of the sandman...

I didn't really need the "Unsatisfying" compilation.

All I need to do for that kind of thing is wake up. Or, try anything. Story of my life.

In fact, that should be the name of that clip. "The Story of Gravdigr's Life".

Kidding. I found it hard to look away.

Yeah, compelling and revolting at the same time. You know it's just sand but the humanoid shape causes that, I guess.
Fun on acid though. :lol:

I found it disturbing. EEK!!!

Apologies for posting the first video again, (see the 'Dog' thread) but it needs to be here to provide some context for the second video.







Trumpoline? ;)

Outstanding.

Vikings and swords and evil... suggest you embiggen and turn the sound down.

Bond, James Bond, all his gadgets...

The secret lives of stuff...

This ain't your kid's soapbox derby...

I kept waiting for the guy to impale himself on his steering bar.






Disappointed.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. That steering system is a new one to me, but appeared to be standard on all the carts. And those wheels are horrible.

It got so I could see the curves he would be wiping out on. I felt like I was learning the handling of the cart faster than he was.

The seemingly obvious tip, just like with Mario Carts, is that it's faster to slow down a little on the curves, because they pass you when you crash, and you pass them when they crash.

Scotland gives us more than Saint Limey and her cheese...

Griff comes to mind. :D

How do dey do dat?

Yeah. Video is lacking in details.

Allow me to edumacate thou...

Thanks!

In theory it should work the way I diagramed it, if the bricks(tiles) are uniform and placed exactly. But when they panned up close, the flat bricks(tiles) were so tight I suspect a little jiggery-pokery going on. :confused:

Thank you, sir, for the edumacation.

I was wondering...

Fan-made Futurama.

Technically amazing. Writing-wise... OK. Some hints of Futurama-style humor, but not always pulled off by the cast. It really makes you appreciate how hard it is to get a joke's timing just right.

But worth a look.... though some fast forwarding at the end is probably OK.

Amazing, I think your critique is accurate.

Very cool.

Alternate view of the Australian bricklayers and their domino effect method

Apologies for the linkage, couldn't find it on YouTube.

Any of you smart people want to explain the "cool new feature" of YouTube that starts to preview a video you didn't ask to see right smack in the goddamn middle of the video you're still trying to watch ??!

Nice find!

Need a kitty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_8qaQ3DD0

They seem prone to over correcting or the wheels' camber may cause the cart to flip?

http://www.redbull.com/us/en/stories...race-pov-video

https://translate.google.com/transla...az&prev=search

Not sure if this qualifies for Rule 34, where if you can think of it, somebody had made pron of it.

I just stumbled across this thing called ASMR, where soft crinkly sounds are supposed to make you feel all tingly and relaxed. And there is a whole Youtube meme on this stuff. Videos with millions of views.

Totally safe for work. Just turn up the sound, or better yet, wear headphones.

Here's an example with over 2 million views.



Do you feel it? Maybe you would prefer a dude?

I've been watching those for a couple of years now. Mostly before I go to sleep, they can be very relaxing. I have a few favs. Its been a long while, but i used to be able to get that tingling/attention induced head orgasm feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32enNIr2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPcaDuJMps

Those make me incredibly uncomfortable. I can't even listen to them. What's the opposite of ASMR? Maybe I need someone shouting in my ears to relax.

This one has no talking.

the popping and hissing and clicking of the dry mouth is horrible. I remember a description of an orator in ancient Greece as having a voice that sounded like that of a panther that had been lapping oil from a bowl. These were not that.

I wanted to stab both those people in the face. I'm very sensitive to noises, and I'm getting worse. I can't stand people chewing, can't stand kissy smacky noises on the television, can't stand the neighbor's dog barking (that one is probably normal) and so many noises make me want to jump out of my skin or kill someone (by stabbing them in the face.)

I looked at this earlier and wondered if that sensitivity means I'm crazier than I thought. Well guess what? IT HAS A NAME AND EVERYTHING!!!!!

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-misophonia

Might be hereditary: dad couldn't stand when I ate celery at the dinner table. One time he stabbed me in the face. (Not really)

Also. Eyebrows.

Stupid eyebrows are stupid.

Stabbed you in your stupid eyebrows?

I think some eyebrows are totally hot, like Clara Oswald's or Anne Hathaway's

Some eyebrows are nice. Caterpillars on purpose or those put on with a stencil...not so much. I don't care for things that are Fakey McFake.

The lady in the first annoying video has fine eyebrows. Not huge, not stenciled, not over-plucked. The man's eyebrows make me want to...(you know the rest.)

I don't like mouth noises either. My ex has a little chin, and so a small mouth, and he would almost always eat with his mouth open, especially when we were watching TV. People hate hate hate hate being told they making too many noises when they eat.

But I love whispers. Especially when they have an accent.

On Thursday night, I spent two hours in my buddy's studio, recording two pages of material into a $500 microphone.

(So I could be our company's phone system recording voice. "For sales, press one." My position is, I'm not brilliant at it, this v/o work, but sometimes an 8 out of 10 will do.)

Well now I have heard every little noise that my mouth can make that is not a word, as my buddy carefully cut out whatever input my cheeks, sinuses, etc. wanted on that recording...

Don't be sad, 8 out of 10 ain't bad.[/MeatLoaf]

My friend the tax guy and accountant says nobody wants 100%. At most they want 80% and if you give them 80% they'll think it's 100%. If you give them 70% they'll think it's 80 or 90%.