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Gravdigr 11-25-2018 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1019549)
I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

Well, that's the easy part.

Getting it out is the hard part.

Unless ya put it in backwards to start with.:thepain:

Gravdigr 11-25-2018 02:19 PM

I haven't ever molested a Mississippian.

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fargon 11-25-2018 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1019549)
I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

Keryx made me say that.

Dude111 11-25-2018 09:03 PM

I havent ever needed to throw up something I ate for educational purposes....

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Gravdigr 11-25-2018 10:27 PM

I haven't ever oppressed an Oliphant.

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fargon 11-26-2018 06:19 AM

I haven't ever Poached Pork

fargon 11-26-2018 06:20 AM

I haven't ever Poached Pork

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Gravdigr 11-26-2018 02:25 PM

I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

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BigV 11-26-2018 08:26 PM

I do now.

fargon 11-27-2018 06:50 AM

I haven't ever Peed in a Pooper

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Gravdigr 11-27-2018 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1019636)
I haven't ever oppressed an Oliphant.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1019658)
I haven't ever Poached Pork

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1019689)
I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

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What idiot don't know the damn alpha---oh, it was me.

Ne'ermind.

Now, where were we? Like I'd know.:lol2:

Gravdigr 11-27-2018 05:08 PM

Oh, yeah...R.

I haven't ever ransacked a ranch house.

S.

Is it S?

I'm not sure anymore.

fargon 11-27-2018 05:14 PM

I haven't ever Shit in anyone's mouth

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Gravdigr 11-27-2018 05:58 PM

I haven't ever trod on a Tennesseean. I kicked one in the face, this one time at band camp, but I didn't trod on him.

Dude111 11-28-2018 02:06 AM

I havent ever urinated in someone cup of tea

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