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Carruthers 08-29-2014 04:17 AM

Anyone else getting strange recommendations from Amazon?
 
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My Amazon recommendations are becoming increasingly bizarre.

I'm at a loss to understand how they recommend the boxed set of Batman DVDs on the basis that I bought the book 'How Apollo Flew to the Moon'.

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More disturbingly, I was recommended 'In Plain Sight', an account of the loathsome Jimmy Savile and his eventual unmasking, on the grounds that I had purchased 'Flight 232: A Story of Disaster and Survival'.

That's about the uncontained engine failure and subsequent crash landing of the United Airlines DC-10 at Sioux City, Iowa, in 1989.

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Have a look at your Amazon recommendations, and if there are any oddities, please share!

Griff 08-29-2014 06:01 AM

Amazon does well, but Pandora apparently thinks I'm a middle-aged Chicano.

Sundae 08-29-2014 06:44 AM

Spam mail thinks I want a bigger penis.

infinite monkey 08-29-2014 07:59 AM

Gmail has long thought I speak Portuguese.

manicotti 08-29-2014 09:03 AM

Tries to sell me pasta and pasta accessories.

Carruthers 08-29-2014 09:23 AM

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I've just discovered two more. 'Curiouser and curiouser' said Alice.

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Perhaps if I purchase 'Zombie Death-Ray Flesh Eaters 2' it will trigger a recommendation for 'Pride and Prejudice'. Stranger things have happened.

glatt 08-29-2014 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by manicotti (Post 908500)
Tries to sell me pasta and pasta accessories.

Well, can you blame them?

I can see how that would be offensive for pasta like you though. It's like slave trade or genocide or something. Selling one pasta to another.

manicotti 08-29-2014 10:29 AM

I've written letters but they won't respond.

BigV 08-29-2014 01:17 PM

Perhaps they're bummed because they can't start a letter.

manicotti 08-29-2014 01:22 PM

There's a lot of that going around.

chrisinhouston 09-08-2014 11:08 AM

I'm Amazon Prime and order stuff just about every week. The other day I logged in and it suggested all kinds of dog and cat food even though I have never gotten any from Amazon or even looked at any products like that.

Funny but I also sometimes look at Vegetarian and Vegan cook books and then I get lots of recommendations for Paleo books with pictures of meat on the cover. :right:

Carruthers 10-15-2014 01:53 PM

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It's still happening...

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Happy Monkey 10-15-2014 05:54 PM

I suspect that the weirdness of the suggestions is inversely proportional to the popularity of the "because you purchased" item. It probably lists all items that shared a shopping cart with it, weighted by frequency. A popular item is more likely to have a pattern, while a less popular item will give a grab bag of random items.

Carruthers 10-15-2014 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 911981)
I suspect that the weirdness of the suggestions is inversely proportional to the popularity of the "because you purchased" item. It probably lists all items that shared a shopping cart with it, weighted by frequency. A popular item is more likely to have a pattern, while a less popular item will give a grab bag of random items.

Ah! A commercial version of guilt by association.

Carruthers 07-07-2018 06:23 AM

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This morning's recommendation from Amazon:

'Toilet Roll Holder Wall Mounted Bathroom Tissue Holder Anti-Rust Aluminium with Mobile Phone Storage Shelf'.

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You have to put your phone somewhere while you catch up with your paperwork.

Look, someone had to say it.

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Griff 07-07-2018 06:30 AM

You would think that living in the future we wouldn't have to poop.

Undertoad 07-07-2018 07:06 AM

So highly technological and sophisticated, and yet the toilet roll is mounted in the wrong direction.

Griff 07-07-2018 07:08 AM

confirmed

Carruthers 07-07-2018 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1011281)
So highly technological and sophisticated, and yet the toilet roll is mounted in the wrong direction.

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1011282)
confirmed


Do you mean,

(a) the open end of the spindle should be at the LHS, or

(b) the loose end of the roll should be furthest from the wall?

chrisinhouston 07-07-2018 07:35 AM

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I had this one recently

Undertoad 07-07-2018 07:35 AM

b)

I believe that modern rationality and science have solved this problem

Carruthers 07-07-2018 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1011285)
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I believe that modern rationality and science have solved this problem

I had to ask as a member of one's extensive household staff deals with these matters.;)

xoxoxoBruce 07-07-2018 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1011285)
b)

I believe that modern rationality and science have solved this problem

Unless you have a cat.:eyebrow:

Squawk 07-19-2018 10:59 AM

Facebook once suggested I join a group called 'poison girlfriends'. My ex girlfriend thought that was very funny.

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