Schmuck | Definition of Schmuck by Merriam-Webster
 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schmuck

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Heh, have someone specific in mind, do ya?

I love it that in German, Schmuck means jewelry. You walk down the streets of cities there, and there are windows full of shiny bling with the huge word SCHMUCK printed over them. It always made me silently agree with them. Anyone who spends a king's ransom on shiny bits of metal or glittery rocks is a schmuck indeed.

You know what you'll find when you look up "Idiot" in the dictionary?


A picture of me?

No!. You'll find the definition of the word "Idiot". Which you fucking are!

~Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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Seems like Johnny's tryin' to increase his thread count.

Just experimenting...seeing how this app works...

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Works best when you put words in there

Scent...just sayin'.

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More important is the origin: Yiddish for penis.

Also, "dork" used to mean penis. I learned this from Gary Larson, when he told the story of a newspaper rejecting his comic's punchline even though he clearly meant it as "nerd."

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Oh my.