Quotes and Stuff
 

I know there is another thread that addresses this somewhere around here, but I can't find it right now.

Anyway, sometimes, you see a short statement that just really interests you, amuses you, makes you think, etc.

This is the one that I found yesterday:

"I wish my lawn was a 15 year old Goth chick, because then it would cut itself."

I've heard something similar to that,

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."

A bottom of the Cellar quote:

"I've discussed it with my husband, and we'll take the million."
- Marilu Henner, to Sting, on the Tonight Show 5/14/93


Does anyone know what that is referring to?

Gotta be a reference to Indecent Proposal, that movie where Demi Moore and Woody Harelson get $1M for Demi to spend the night with Robert Redford.

Marilu wants to hop into bed with Sting.

Oh yeah. That makes sense. :) thanks!

Marilu Henner would hop into bed with anyone for free.

huge whore. trust me. i had her.

I'd've hopped into bed with Sting for free, back in 1993.

you'd do it tomorrow

Mitchell & Webb had one where the kid cut "looser" into his arm.. he felt he was worthless, could never be good enough to satisfy his parents, etc.

Since he misspelled it, his mom & dad re-cut with the correct spelling.

fail kid fails at failing

*snickersnort*

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- - -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
--Mae West

Reporter to Mean Joe Green (might have been Ed Too Tall Jones): Which do you prefer, grass, or, AstroTurf?

Whichever guy it was, to the reporter: I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

John Wayne, responding to the question "Is your hair real?":

It's real. It's not mine, but it's real.