The Boring New Thread
 

yeah, so.... here it is.

i got nuthin

You could start a new boring thread.

I am so tired of this.
You got no lovers if you got no wheels.

Who sprayed the can of Boring® all over this room?

Now I have to go buy a can of Whoop-Ass®

:: shuffles his feet ::

:zzz:


(that looks nothing like the sneak preview)

I had a bicycle.

Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?

And a Sissy Bar?

I walked down the street yesterday. I saw a car. It was blue. Then something exciting happened. I saw a tree. It was big.

I think they prefer "gay bar"

Sand bar.

Yeah, I'm floundering.

(Was that too interesting?)

There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them? Do they like you?

I clipped cards to the spokes so it would sound like a 1985 Honda Civic (with a hole in the muffler) driven by a 17 year old in 2012. So, basically, like a crappy lawnmower.

I also leaned over really far on my right arm when I rode it, to produce an effect of 'cooly disinterested' and 'sort of tired.'

I was precocious and futuristic.

Somebody told me once that somebody in my family worked in the Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I wonder if there ever was a Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I'm thinking it was an uncle that worked there, but I don't remember any uncles on that side of the family. Who would that have been?

I have relatives. Do you?

Relatively speaking. I mean, I have a few cousins and stuff.

I would like to work in a pencil factory. I wonder what hours they worked?