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morethanpretty 03-10-2009 10:19 PM
Put in your order:
 
Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.

lumberjim 03-10-2009 10:21 PM
a boy has to make a living

Nirvana 03-10-2009 10:25 PM
Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm!

classicman 03-10-2009 10:25 PM
and a man must donate to the children

Shawnee123 03-10-2009 11:10 PM
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

ZenGum 03-10-2009 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 543907)
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.

Shawnee123 03-10-2009 11:20 PM
I don't get it. :confused:

Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.

ZenGum 03-10-2009 11:22 PM
Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?

Shawnee123 03-10-2009 11:23 PM
No, where does the ham come in?

ZenGum 03-10-2009 11:28 PM
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Shawnee123 03-10-2009 11:29 PM
I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.

;)

Tulip 03-10-2009 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 543931)
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D

Beestie 03-11-2009 02:51 AM
Countdown to another amazingly awesome one-liner from Sheldonrs: 3... 2... 1...

xoxoxoBruce 03-11-2009 06:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 543935)
Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D
Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee. ;)

SteveDallas 03-11-2009 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 543932)
I was pitching one in to ya, dude.
Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.


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