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Boss Hogg 08-06-2006 11:30 PM

Whats your PORN name?? (Completely SFW)
 
Take your middle name & the first street you lived on that you can remember

Some will come out to be stupid, then again others will have you in tears!!

:rotflol:

Here goes:

Carlyle Railroad

Sun_Sparkz 08-07-2006 01:32 AM

you got it wrong!! half the population dont have middle names (myself included), and other have about 10 of them; this is the method that we've always used:

you take the name of the first pet you ever had, and the name of the 1st street you remember living in;

TILLY PERU

oh lala

Sundae 08-07-2006 05:48 AM

This is the way I learned it:
Porn name - first pet & Mother's maiden name
(Smokey Doyle)

Spy name - middle name & current street
(Kathryn Queen)

Star Wars name - last medication you took & model of 1st car you owned
(Paroxetine 2CV)

Elspode 08-07-2006 08:04 AM

So my spy name would be Robert 78th Terrace? :neutral:

I kind of like my Star Wars name, though...Ibuprofen Biscayne.

footfootfoot 08-07-2006 12:26 PM

hydrocodone chevy panel truck?

funkykule 08-07-2006 12:43 PM

Eurax Vectra :D

Clodfobble 08-07-2006 01:39 PM

Star Wars - UltraNatal Legend

Spy Name - Lee Gable

I too learned that your porn name was first pet, street you grew up on. At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet. :) So it's Sparkle Spring Creek.

Pangloss62 08-07-2006 02:10 PM

Names
 
Blitzen Petrosky:mad:

Francis Fairoaks:neutral:

Effexor Fairlane:rolleyes:

Undertoad 08-07-2006 02:34 PM

Pussy Brockelmann :eek: <- not kidding

Curtis Buckthorne :cool:

Paroxetine GTI :chill:

lumberjim 08-07-2006 02:46 PM

the problem here is that if i told you my middle name, i'd have to kill you all. And the prospect of tracking you all down individually would certainly cost me all of my sick days.

but...

banzai meadowview

advil datsun

Taffy Sheldon?

footfootfoot 08-07-2006 03:57 PM

LJ are you free-basing taffy again?

Have you told your sponsor?

lumberjim 08-07-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet.

darn, all this time, i've had your bank account numbers......just when i thought i might finally get the key to the pin#! drat. double drat.

KinkyVixen 08-07-2006 07:00 PM

Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

MsSparkie 08-07-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...


Stick with KinkyVixen!!! my vote

wolf 08-08-2006 12:35 AM

Nexium 210

NEX 210 really sounds a lot more like my THX-1138 name, but that's George Lucas too, so I guess it counts.


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