I was thinking the same thing.

jackpot!

I think I'm about done with this debate about infinities and stuff. For now.

What about 1/0 monkey?

A monkey divided cannot stand.

Stands With Paw.

Ooh, 'Dances W/Wolves' reference.

Vurr Nize.

Eye shades mini-bra style (to protect your make-up)


source: http://www.schlafmaske.de/

Those are sleep masks that are contoured to be more comfortable and not put pressure on the eyeballs so that they are easier to sleep in, and provide more efficient light-blockage than the traditional "bandit" style sleep mask.

The description doesn't say anything about makeup.

Too bad they only come in an A cup.

Greta Garbo, step outside
He's got Marty Feldman eyes...

Snowboards with paintball markers buitl into them.
They actually work well too.

@wolf: it does when you follow the link

@Griff: :lol2:

Ah. That was a tongue in cheek description involving bondage games, not a listed use for the product. It's still just a sleep mask.

Hurry up, they're down to their final quantities of the pink with white polka dots mask. All the others are just mere rags by comparison.