The Cellar Food Fight
 

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

Zengum lobs a cooling wet teabag that splats on Monster's forehead.

ZG tosses a bread roll at lookout, but he chests it down and passes it off at Merc.

DanaC dives in and grabs the bread roll before Merc can get to it and lobs it straight at Sundae Girl, who catches it neatly on a side plate, cuts it open, butters it and eats it with a bowl of warming winter soup....

I'm not really getting the hang of this am I?

You've got my part in it right!
Having finished her soup, Sundae Girl leaves, successfully, and is well away from the location before any real food fighting begins, and does not come back.

I hate food fights. The only time I ever took part in one was when I spent Christmas with the student nurses. Instead of coffee and mints after Christmas dinner, we circulated a number of joints, and then Mandy flicked some swede at Emma and the whole thing kicked off. I was wearing my new beige cashmere sweater and was so worried about getting it stained that I took it off and ran about in my wonderbra. Apparently this made the two male nurses' Christmas, although I hadn't even considered that, seeing how many naked bods they saw a day. Anyway, as you were.

lumberjim sneaks up and squashes Bill Gates in the face with a pie. HARD>

Merc sprays milk from a straw into the crowd. Dana covers her head with Zen's homework notebook.

Brianna throws overripe tomatoes at Merc and LJ while Zen tries to snag his notebook back from Dana and Trea lobs chocolate pudding at everyone involved.

Cicero wipes off the chocolate pudding and with her blue eye she takes aim with a pea shooter at UT. UT glares as peas bounce expertly off his noggin. SamIam has only 210 posts so feels safe for the moment...

Cicero takes out the spray pate she has for her dog's Kong toy. Squeezes her eyes almost shut in concentration.....Aiming directly at SamIam.

Merc grabs squeeze bottle of Golden Spicy Brown Mustard and aims squarely at Cicero's left ear, she ducks and Sam gets a facefull. Sam wipes the excess into Cicero's hair.

UT propels an entire plate of spaghetti into the air. It sticks momentarily to the ceiling, then falls as one big mass onto....

....the seat right where SG had been sitting. Good move SG.

Choco gathers the remains of the spaghetti into a portrait of FSM, so that the entire food fight may be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Bluecuracao shakes and pops open a magnum of J. Roget, spraying everyone here with the entire contents, and saving herself from a massive headache tomorrow morning.

Uh, oops. Sorry about that cork, Zen! I wasn't aiming for you, I swear.

glatt takes a handful of ketchup packets, pokes holes in the corners with a fork, and flicks them around onto the floor. Then he sits back and waits.

UT picks out the meatballs from his spaghetti mass and flings them to the other side of the room.

Where SD is either carrying a clarinet in his pocket, or is happy to see us. He gets hit right in the reed.

Zen removes champagne cork from his navel, and scuttles to the dessert bar, seizes the giant jello bowl, and uses the salad spoon as a catapult, splattering everyone in sight.