Chewbacca, Trifecta, Chipotle, Chernobyl
 

are all already done. Chia Pet is all played out too, obviously.

I have a salesman whose last name is Chiaffetta. pronounced Cha-fettah.

When I have a deal to do for a salesman, I page them when it's time to bring their customer into my office. The code is 'come on down' We say, "Mitch Chiaffetta, Come on down..... Mitch, Come on down" That's how they know it's OK to bring the customer. It's been that way since I got here. (almost 11 years now!~)

For years now, I've been paging Mitch (not his real name, lol) with various names that sound like his, but are not his name. He gets a kick out of it. The replacement last name has to have the right amount of syllables or key sounds in the right places, so that it's close enough that you could have misheard it..... Like Trifecta has the 3 syllables, the Tr is close to Ch , and it ends with ah.

I could use some new material.

Miss, or, Rich, Ciabatta

Juwanna

Geppetto

Ciabatta

Calypso
Kadaffi
Burgundy
Muffasa

Chuff-eater

Chafed Arse
Confetti
Chew Fatter
Chaffinch

Car fetish

Cha-cha-cha

Vendetta

Velveta

Chuff hater

Just taters

Jamaica
Ciabatta (a bread)
Giamatta (that actor)
Checota (some other last name)
Chattanooga

I came up with a few of these by just mumbling the real name into my phone and seeing what Google thought I was saying.

Chalupa

Nice . I knew I could count on you lot.

I've done Chitty Chitty bang bang, ciabata , chalupa , and gepetto.... I like Jamaica, Velveeta and Chattanooga.... Also spell check suggested Cabana as I was typing this reply.

Oh, and I thought of Chimpanzee and..... Um.... Damn. I wrote it down at work. .... Sigh

Chief Antenna
Chapsticka
Cheese Feta
Chappaquiddick