I Will Judge You When
 

You arrive in the gym locker room, take off your outer clothes and get straight into the hot tub (in your undies). ..... without even showering you skanky dirty lazy-arsed beatch. I don't give a fucking fuck if you consider that a workout or have had the day from hell at work doing more good than 100 nurses and just need a relaxing Jacuzzi moment......wear something clean or nothing at all and SHOWER FIRST! ick.

Pour a gallon of bleach in with them. :jig:

Hot tubs are so gross.

Whadya call a Leper in a hot tub?


















Stu

"Uhh, yeah*. I wouldn't get in that tub, someone's just done a poo in in it."



*See what I did there?

You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited.

Yeah, no. Hot tubs are petri dishes.:headshake

Pass.

Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.)

See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression.

Totally cromulent.

I don't know about how they do things 'round your way but in NY and VT thrift stores are required to wash clothes before they sell them, even if they are clean.

I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD

That is harsh

I will not judge you.

Unless you piss me off, and then I will judge the shit out of you.

And your parents.

It is a perfectly valid and understandable expression, when saturated with such cromulent context.

***

Yeah, no.

by itself, still ambiguous, but in the narrow context of this thread, can be figured out. the usages that can be figured out, those are not troublesome, but they are in the minority.

I know I'm weird. It's part of my charm. :nuts:

I will judge you when you are whining to your boss that you need to go home and your temp is 101 while you are hacking and coughing all over my groceries when you are checking me out [ fucking really ? ]

Last minute buy of alcohol to spray everything when I get home :eyebrow: