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Mad Professor

02-08-2009 04:28 PM

pouff!

I was wondering: if you drink a bottle of scotch, are you more likely to spontaneously combust?

xoxoxoBruce

02-08-2009 04:31 PM

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila will increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep. ;)

Shawnee123

02-08-2009 04:32 PM

cite!

Pico and ME

02-08-2009 04:36 PM

;)

Mad Professor

02-08-2009 04:48 PM

I think this may call for an experiment with some first year undergrads...

capnhowdy

02-08-2009 07:57 PM

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

limey

02-09-2009 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 532214)

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

:sheep: ?

Crimson Ghost

02-09-2009 06:35 PM

Science has yet to discover the reason for S.H.C.

In the interests of science, and to further the knowledge of man in this area, I am willing to put my life (and liver) to the test.

Bring unto me vast quantities of scotch.

First blue, then gold, then green, then black, then red.

All I ask for in return is a bottle of "Blue Label 1805". Or 1909 White Label.

TheMercenary

02-09-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 532011)

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila wish increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep. ;)

That was good. :D

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