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Crimson Ghost 12-13-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas (Post 617201)
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Quote:

There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says

"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."

The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?
Happy Hour.

ZenGum 12-13-2009 09:13 PM

It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!!

Pico and ME 12-13-2009 09:32 PM

ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.

limey 12-14-2009 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas (Post 617201)
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

"He's bankrupt"?

ZenGum 12-14-2009 05:05 AM

Who's paying?

limey 12-14-2009 06:11 AM

I can't remember.

Trilby 12-14-2009 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 617194)
Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.

I was channelling Marge there. She goes to a show where a magician/hypnotist asks for a volunteer and, because she's a bit tipsy, goes up onstage saying, "I'll do it. I always end up doing it," - so, yes. MOM.

now imagine this smiley with a big pile of blue hair on its head: :)

smoothmoniker 12-14-2009 10:51 AM

... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.

lumberjim 12-14-2009 11:14 AM

nice try, Hitler

Sundae 12-14-2009 12:53 PM

I hope you plan to kill this thread humanely.
Or I'm calling PETA.

Flint 12-14-2009 02:14 PM

So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner?

Spexxvet 12-14-2009 02:17 PM

Yes, I have read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Happy Monkey 12-14-2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas (Post 617201)
I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Switch horses.

Pie 12-14-2009 02:44 PM

So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

capnhowdy 12-14-2009 03:20 PM

:rattat:


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