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Undertoad 08-31-2005 08:02 AM

8/31/2005: Personal ad in cornfield
 
http://cellar.org/2005/personalcornfield.jpg

Lurker gmr2048 finds this item. thanks! A farmer in Canandaigua, NY put this personal ad together using corn stalks.

Since this image came out, and since it was submitted, turns out the gent's gotten over 700 responses. But he's only responded to one, it seems like he wasn't that serious about it:
Quote:

One California woman answering DeHond's ad had a pizza delivered to his farmhouse door along with a note that included her first name and phone number.

"That seemed like a nice thing to do," said DeHond, adding that he called to thank her.

Since then, they've exchanged calls and letters.

"A very attractive woman" is how DeHond described his new friend to his hometown newspaper the Daily Messenger of Canandaigua. He added they may eventually arrange to meet.
MAY arrange to meet with a woman who sends you pizza? Brother, if she sends you pizza from thousands of miles away, that means something. Go for it.

Buckethead 08-31-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
MAY arrange to meet with a woman who sends you pizza? Brother, if she sends you pizza from thousands of miles away, that means something. Go for it.

It certainly does mean something, it means that woman has some kind of serious mental problems.

plthijinx 08-31-2005 09:51 AM

I wonder if it had anchovies?

BrianR 08-31-2005 10:49 AM

I think I may use that one...

Griff 08-31-2005 11:33 AM

We were looking for that field when we rode out there for the MS Tour. We didn't see it. Let's hope that pizza doesn't cost him half a farm.

barefoot serpent 08-31-2005 02:24 PM

did someone say crops?
http://www.medicaltoys.com/NC-Heart-Crop-r.jpg

Carbonated_Brains 08-31-2005 08:14 PM

I thought SWF meant Single White Female?

What the hell does it mean, then?

Or is he asking for a single white female?

Because I was tempted to call.

chrisinhouston 09-01-2005 08:51 AM

If you build it, they will come!

:lol:

Happy Monkey 09-01-2005 09:48 AM

I think he's asking for a SWF.

wolf 09-01-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
did someone say crops?

BrianR did.

BrianR 09-01-2005 05:18 PM

DID NOT!

TalkIsCheap 09-03-2005 01:19 AM

So many times we've all heard the success stories. "Hooked on phonics worked for me." Well this is the guy the people at Phonics didn't want you to know about. And they thought giving him a tractor would be harmless...

Trilby 09-03-2005 06:36 AM

Hi, TalkIsCheap, good to have you here!

I love your sig line!


PS-I think the farmer had a great idea. I'd answer the ad, but I really don't :heartpump FARM-N. Really, really don't.

xoxoxoBruce 09-03-2005 08:07 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, TalkIsCheap. :)
Hanging out on the beach with no water, huh?
How'd you find us?

TalkIsCheap 09-03-2005 05:35 PM

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