Sometimes called shrinkage. ;)

:) I say piss like a racist.

Thats crass

I must have missed the new cellar standards memo. :p:

double standards

Low standards.

What? They're in the cellar, right?

They're in the cloud now. ideas above their station

Ignoranus - noun - a dumbass

So, how does a racist say 'piss'?

:p:

Where did piss like a racist come from? Was that a story from Case or Kerosene?

For a while we had a list of mixed/confused metaphors that we used to admire, was that on the list?

I think some made it into the cookie file

"Nobody has been able to ridicule my argument with bullets."

"He made out like a Band-Aid"

You can go pound salt

Calmity - noun - calmness in the face of calamity

smollett - self-serving deception of others riding a bandwagon.