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zippyt 09-22-2012 05:46 PM

I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
 
I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
I was sitting here surfing about the web , minding my own biz ,
when KNOCK KNOCK on the front door ,
its a Sheriffs deputy ,
Sir i had a complaint that some body was shooting ,
well sir i was just a bit ago ,
what and where were you shooting ,
a .22 pistol and i was shooting right over there into that log laid up against our burn basket ( slightly down hill in to the log/ burn basket ),
what were you shooting at ?
some OLD cans of coke and the such
Well sir you know how far a bullet can travel ,
yes sir thats why i was shooting into that log with the semi full burn basket as a back stop ,
well sir Please be carful ,
yes sir


we got a new fridge a week or so ago and there were a few cans of Caffeine free diet coke , sprite , and mountain dew that had been in there for YEARS , i won't drink that crap !!!!!!
its no fun to just throw them away , so i shoot them , then put the remains in the Aluminum recycle basket
and we live in the county were it legal to shoot in your yard ( as long as its done SAFELY )
i guess the folks that are renting the house next door dont know this or didnt have the Ballz to come say something .

Hmmmmm , i guess it time to construct that shooting range i have been thinking about for a while ;)

monster 09-22-2012 06:04 PM

:f205:: :eek: :lol:

monster 09-22-2012 06:08 PM

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Anyway, I've had the cops called on me for letting my kid read this:

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So there. Nanananananah :p

footfootfoot 09-22-2012 08:10 PM

My first thought when I read the thread title was, "What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Fucking neighbors.

zippyt 09-22-2012 09:13 PM

"What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Yeah i Know , i guess im slippen in my Old age ;)

Fucking neighbors.

monster 09-22-2012 09:27 PM

you can call the cops on fucken neighbors if they're too loud late at night.....

footfootfoot 09-22-2012 10:09 PM

Too bad you can't call the cops on them for being pussies.

skysidhe 09-22-2012 10:23 PM

They just don't know how lucky they are.

I'm sure you'll be making friends soon enough. One day it will be beer...bbq and ..laying nakid on the river.

zippyt 09-22-2012 10:55 PM

Doubtfully Sky

jimhelm 09-22-2012 11:04 PM

You know what jeff foxworthy would say.

sexobon 09-22-2012 11:28 PM

[Jeff Foxworthy]You know your neighbors are rednecks if they call the cops on you when they hear shots fired; because, you didn't invite them over for the shoot.[/Jeff Foxworthy]

Gravdigr 09-23-2012 03:19 PM

Yeah, fucking neighbors...

Dogs barking all day every fucking day...but kick their door in one time...

"Hello Offi--HEYwhatswiththebracelets?"

Fucking neighbors.

Gravdigr 09-23-2012 03:21 PM

Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Griff 09-23-2012 04:44 PM

Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.

limey 09-23-2012 05:11 PM

Ah! The group W bench ...


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