Yeah. The size of MY left index finger. Mine, not yours. 2 1/4 inches long, 3/4-to maybe 1" in diameter. And he's got high blood pressure! You figure it out.

This I fell for? :smack:

I'm trying SO hard to get over him... :(

huh. guys are really walking around with gear like that? i seriously thought that was just a joke.

no - i'm not hung like a horse and making fun of people. just an average guy who really didn't know they came that small.

oh yeah - i assume that is his, um - excited state?

I don't think *I* knew they came that small...Bri, when compare to that, you could go bi...:D

I knew they came that small ::giggle::
It still cracks me up 15+ years later... It was explained to me at the time as "the Irish curse", but I've since discovered it was just that guy's curse and he was trying to take his countrymen down with him for some reason. :headshake

Most of the Irish men I've known (and I went to a Catholic high school literally flush with them) have had exceptional equipment and good driving records :D

And as for the going bi thing...well. I never thought of it that way but you're right! I'll be sure to let you all know if I 'turn'. :lol:

A guy I 'knew' that was about that same size made up for it with exceptional cunnilingal skills. :blush: Exceptional. :blush:

I think we effectively de-maled this thread.

I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think? ;)

(of course, we would have to limit experiences to those with people outside the cellar I think)

*raises hand*

Um, I think I'm speaking for a lot of guys here...You go right ahead. You don't mind if we watch, though, ok?
:love:

Hey, no sexism here. It's gotta be open to all. There are loads of girls who are clueless about the finer points of the act.

well, that is kind of the point, noodlehead. :) We could offer advice to each other...hell, we could make it co-ed, but then it might just turn into a porn fest..which I guess isn't all that bad, either, but I dunno. We should just try it out, though...sex is such a big topic, but we never really have threads just about sex. Someone should run with this.

Ooh. I like it. Sort of like the Cellar meets Sex and the City.
"I dated this guy one time who had really awful tasting spunk..." :lol:

Should we do it? I mean...start the thread?

go ahead. start it and have some fun.

[quote=And busterb---I'd never tell anyone in the Cellar about anyone else's equipment. Unless it was huge. Then I would. And please tell me-WHERE is there a Big City in MS? :)[/QUOTE] Sorry. I forgot to give directions. Here ya go.
Big city