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Trilby 07-05-2009 11:31 AM

His name isn't Chanticleer?

(and he is a fine looking cock)

Glinda 07-05-2009 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 579719)
His name isn't Chanticleer?

:D He got his name by mistake. After he hatched and began growing, I thought he was a girl. I named "her" Marlene, because she always seemed to want to be alone. Then one day she crowed, and Marlon was born.

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 579719)
(and he is a fine looking cock)

Thank you, and I'll pass your generous comments his way. ;) He's quite the little stud. *


* He's a purebred bantam Araucana. Weird chickens from South America that lay blue and green eggs.

Aliantha 07-05-2009 03:43 PM

Good story Glinda. I'm with the 'film it' crew. Sounds like it'd be a good laugh. :)

Pie 07-05-2009 08:54 PM

Glinda, that "tufting" thing on the Araucana looks really interesting from a genetic point of view (as well as an aesthetic pov!) Are your hens also tufted?

Glinda 07-07-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 579795)
Glinda, that "tufting" thing on the Araucana looks really interesting from a genetic point of view (as well as an aesthetic pov!) Are your hens also tufted?

They are indeed, but for unknown reasons the males usually have large tufts on both sides of the head but the females often have small tufts on just one side. Additionally, the males usually have no tail feathers, but the females often do have them. My females have one-sided tufts and tails, although I did have one female that had no tufts and no tail (hawk got her :eek: ).

Essentially, purebred Araucana genetics are completely unreliable (two of my banties created a normal sized, bearded hen with a tail - how that happened I can't imagine), except for the blue/green egg gene - that one always comes through.

I'm hoping one of the two females I have now will sit on some eggs this summer, so I can enlarge my little bantam clan.

In the meantime, I got the video! It's not very good (turns out I'm an awful videographer, and jogging backwards is not my best move), but you'll get the idea.

Heeerrrrrrrre's Marlon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmlj4g7YNk4

TheMercenary 07-07-2009 09:10 PM

Mildly interesting....

Idiots who think they are about to get better health care.

xoxoxoBruce 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

Great video Glinda, thanks. :thumb:

bluecuracao 07-08-2009 08:35 AM

Marlon is so adorable! Thanks for sharing the video, Glinda...it's improved my mood tremendously.

Shawnee123 07-08-2009 08:42 AM

Marlon is a hoot! :)

Pie 07-08-2009 11:31 AM

Made me smile. Thanks, Glinda!

Sundae 07-08-2009 04:21 PM

Glinda - don't take this the wrong way...
But I really laughed at your cock :D

Thanks much for the vid - that' s gotta have a bigger circulation here somehow - let me think of another thread it should be in. And glorious to hear your voice too - very melodious. No wonder all the cocks come running...

And no, I won't tire of cock jokes in this post.

Glinda 07-08-2009 07:46 PM

I LOVE that my cock makes you laugh! :D

The best effect is when he's heading directly toward or away from you, so you can see his gimpy leg flipping around - I'll keep trying for a more straight-on view.

And I really have to learn not to breathe when I'm taping - boy is that microphone sensitive!

Griff 07-09-2009 05:34 AM

Funny stuff Glinda!

dar512 07-13-2009 09:35 AM

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This review on Amazon gave me a chuckle. I might have assumed that it was intentional humor except for the low rating.

TheMercenary 07-13-2009 09:38 AM

That is pretty funny.


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