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Glinda 07-24-2018 01:28 PM

Well, in the grand scheme of things, this is pretty small potatoes, but now that the EPA isn't spending time going after air/water polluters (thanks Trump), I guess they've got more time to focus on the small potatoes.

And, of course, this won't be small potatoes to my a-hole neighbor. heh.

Karma's a BEYOTCH!!!

ETA: It's not quite noon yet, but I'm thinking a celebratory cocktail is in order. w0oT!

Gravdigr 07-24-2018 01:34 PM

Remember, Karma can fuck more than one person at a time. Karma is a world class multi-tasker.


And since when is a reason to drink needed? Ever? Fuck the world, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Glinda 07-24-2018 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1012205)
Remember, Karma can fuck more than one person at a time. Karma is a world class multi-tasker.

I know, but I'm a good human, I obey the rules, I mind my own business, and I never fuck with anybody - UNTIL THEY FUCK WITH ME. Then I get the law involved and let those wheels do the turning.

I feel safe in saying that karma's on my side this go 'round. :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1012205)
And since when is a reason to drink needed? Ever? Fuck the world, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Dad used that one all the time. :cool:

Gravdigr 07-24-2018 03:32 PM

Don't care for the video, but, I do love the song:



You keep Karma busy. I'm for the bar!

Done made m'self thirsty...

Gravdigr 08-11-2018 03:10 AM

I am drunk.

GrandCherokeeOne is thirty miles form from here.

How the hell am I gonna get m'vehicle tomorrow? Today.:facepalm:

That is all.

glatt 08-11-2018 05:38 AM

Do you still have that little scooter you had fun riding?

sexobon 08-11-2018 08:48 AM

LPCs (Leather Personnel Carriers), those boots were made for walkin'.

I've had to do a timed and monitored continuous 20 mi., with a 65 lb. pack, in 4 hrs. through the Virginia foothills.

You should be able to do 30 mi. with just a water bottle and still make the drive home by lunchtime.

Of course, I'm older now; so, in your situation I'd just take a cab.

Mountain Mule 08-11-2018 11:19 AM

I'm longing for a glass or 3 of white zin - my fav beat the heat summer quench. I'll be calling a cab since my truck is in the shop. I love Espanola, it five o'clock 24/7 around here. :guinness:

Gravdigr 08-11-2018 03:17 PM

Yeah, I don't got no boots made for walking.:p:

Oh, ScooScooScootio has moved on to brighten someone else's day with mechanical neediness.:yelgreedy

Gravdigr 08-11-2018 03:18 PM

I'm thinking this might be a rum night.

captainhook455 08-12-2018 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1013264)
I'm thinking this might be a rum night.

Here is another recipe.

Cut up fresh strawberries into strawberry cool aid with Bacardi light. Sit in frig overnight. It is good with finely ground ice too.

BigV 08-12-2018 11:07 AM

Here is another recipe:

cut up some COLD watermelon, enough to fill a pint glass, mash/macerate/muddle. Add gin, squeeze a quartered lime into it and rub the remains on the rim before dropping into the glass. Add ice cubes until full. Drink, repeat until you run out of watermelon, gin, or consciousness.

Glinda 08-12-2018 03:22 PM

I'm supposed to be compiling a list of citations in APA format for a maternity nurse textbook right now, but I'd rather have a cocktail and then a nap.

I have pet sitting later, and after that I'm joining a friend for dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. I think I need to rest up for that.

Cocktail and nap it is!

Also, just ordered this crazy thing. :rolleyes:

BigV 08-12-2018 10:39 PM

pretty drunk now, disable/depowered all the power tools,

good night

BigV 09-19-2018 10:35 PM

Drunk. Check... Thank you auto correct

Power tools, still not yet put away

Monster... Sorry for any offense, truly

I'm sad, Uncle's service today, only attended in spirit.

Good night,


Just good night


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