Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing
 

Roses are red
Daffodils yella
Let's take off our clothes
and post pics in the cellar


Roses smell good
Freesias like heaven
you bastard I lost
my nose 9/11

Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue
I go commando
How about you?

Roses are red
Or color of honey
They smell nice
But a waste of money

I'll send out dozens
In an earnest plea
but the fact remains
No one loves me

Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo

Roses are red
Marigolds ginger
If you love me I'll be
Sry 'bout yr finger

Roses are red
Pansies are funky
You bring the typewriter
I'll bring the monkey

Roses are red
And smell nice indeed
Sounds like you've got
A new bag of weed

This is made of win

Wine is fine
But liquor is quicker
Have yourself
A shot of Gravdigr

;)

Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue
I'm not conciliatory,
but I'd still fuck you.

Roses are red
They grow them in China
I'm kinda horny
Please pass the Vagina

^ i did lol

Haggis is brown
Cocks multi-hued
Why did you think
this rhyme would be lewd?

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Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.