Define a Lefty...
 

...in your own words.

And remember!

GO HARD!!! Let it all out!

Not my own words...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...imaolib600.gif

lol...very funny.

And now in your own words?...

one that has the safety on the right side? Wait, what thread is this again? Dammit.

LOL!

Lefties want to take YOUR hard earned money and hand it to some worthless street scum who should actually be turned into solvynt green. Lefties undermine this great country's effort to gobble up oil - err, I mean make the world safe for freedom by uttering words of criticism about US foreign policy. Lefties are more worried about some dead Iraqi baby who probably would have grown up to be a terrorist, anyway, than they are concerned with Halliburten's annual profits. Lefties believe in global warming and are trying to undermine big business on the premise that this fairy tale is actually true. Same with other environmental issues. By time the last tree in the rain forest is cut down, we'll all be dead. Let the the damn younger generation worry about it. If the lefties would get out of the way, this country could become what it aspires to be - a cartel of international corporations and powerful special interests who run the world for their benefit. There would be no EEO, no civil rights, no ADA laws, and darkies and women would return to their rightful places in life. Damned lefties! Why not just call 'em what they really are? Red Commies!:frog:

If they put it down the left side of their jeans?

I'm so offended Marichiko lol Lefties aren't that bad are they?

Taste like tofu.

There's nothing wrong with Tofu in small doses...or large if you happen to be Japanese.

Who I might add happen to be very 'right' in their thinking.

Ask UG. Ask Maggie. Ask any number of people here. Anyone left of extreme neocon is a traitor to the country. Logic or compassion doesn't enter into the argument. Compassion is for the weak. Patriotism is for the gullible. Poor people are inherently lazy and could be millionaires if they felt like it. The elderly living on Social Security should have invested their $6.00/hr they got working as a janitor all their lives in blue chip stocks.

I just read a terrific essay on another board that touches on this very topic. Here's the link: http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.p...72#post3883672

It starts off with a couple of replies to comments made earlier, then goes right to the heart of the matter. :eyebrow:

Well, I think one of the nice things about lefties is their ability to see humour instead of only postulating 'the facts' as they see them.

I think one big difference between the left and the right, is that the right tends to be dour and self righteous. Seldom do you see a neocon poking fun at himself. ;)

Trolling?