I guess the smell of dog shit in the basement doesn't measure up to that.

btw Vomit is not a problem for me, but the afore mention dog a poopey induces the vomit which doesn't smell as bad as the dog doo which induces the vomit.

she chased you around the pub with someone else's belly button?

No :)
She rubbed her finger in her own belly button and tried to get me to smell it.
After a five hour shift.

Now, knowing how mine can smell if I dig deep enough, it was the thought that made me gag.

Gross. I hate belly buttons. blech ptooey

Belly buttons should be shot.