Your Karaoke song
 

You're at a bar you've never been in, and most likely will never be in again. You're with friends that love you as you are. They've all done below average renditions of bad songs. You're up.

What do you sing? What. Do. You. Sing?

Heartbreak Hotel.

Witchita Lineman

Too Good To Be True - Frankie Valli
Joy To The World - Three Dog Night
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

Take your pick.

Actually, there's plenty more. I've even been known to belt out the odd Aretha tune after a few brewskis. :)

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn (Cher)
A Change Would Do You Good - Sheryl Crowe

I gotta know I can hit all the notes before I stand up and sing.
I'll enjoy it anyway, but it's more fun to belt it out than squeak.

Crazy Mary - Pearl Jam

Purple Haze or Dazed and Confused.

Maybe Touch of Grey.

Gimme The Car - Violent Femmes

because I can hit the notes, and it would be funny

White Rabbit or

Bobby McGee

Only one I've ever sang:

Walk Like an Egyptian

I just like to do the eye thingy a la Susanna Hoffs.

I chose 'elderly woman behind a counter in a small town'

I almost used the word 'did' instead of chose....but then I remembered zen gum might see that and..

Did you film it? Good song.

'Cause, like, some of y'all can actually sing! I am not among those.

Ave Maria.

Huh-uh.

I'm laughing as I visualize that.

"Next up...Myrtle with a rousing rendition of Hallelujah Chorus! Hit it, Myrtle!"

Quite. I can see/hear it now.

Do you own a banjo? Coz Ave Maria accompanied by a banjo would be freaking awesome.


And MORE cowbell! that song is amazingly lacking in cowbell.