Talk to God
 

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Uber fun.

(Case-based Reasoning. Some spiffy AI here.)

The first thing it did was ask me my name. If it was really God, he would not have needed to ask my name. It wasn't really God...what a jip!!! :p

Why does God need a starship? ;)

God asked me what I was wearing. I really didn't expect an obscene phone call to God.

sucks.

With a condom

the chrome off a trailer hitch

a golf ball through a garden hose

etc.........

"Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex."

"God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not soon enough
God:
Oh I get it."

"your gay"

"oh i must be so lucky"

this one sucks

Gosh! They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
but what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
who are your botmasters?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
Where did Hans Moravc come from?
God:
I think it was in Asia. I can ask my botmaster.

Me:
how did he do this?
God:
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
perhaps he has too much spare time?
God:
You seem uncertain. A lot of people say that about him.<<i can see why....

God accepted that one of my work colleagues is a pain in the arse. That's enough to keep my happy.

Me:
who created dinosaurs
God:
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

Me:

Now I can't type anything else....I think I hanged God.