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monster 03-30-2018 07:40 PM

Now I KNOW I'm old...
How on earth is Arnie 70?

DanaC 03-31-2018 03:08 PM


Fucking terrifying.

xoxoxoBruce 03-31-2018 03:53 PM

I think he looks pretty good for almost 71.

Griff 04-01-2018 09:51 AM

"I'm back."
Well played sir.

Squawk 04-20-2018 12:18 AM

My Grandad used to say you know you're getting old when policemen look like kids.

Gravdigr 04-20-2018 12:47 PM

Well, shit.

lumberjim 04-23-2018 11:56 AM

know how I know you're old?

you take your shoes off an put slippers on when you come inside

you have reading glasses in every room of the house

You listen to ColdPlay

monster 04-23-2018 07:36 PM

I literally don't do any of those things. I must still be totally a teenager! sick.

monster 04-23-2018 07:38 PM

...or maybe I don't do them because I can't remember where I live and so never go inside? :/ :p

lumberjim 04-24-2018 02:38 AM

You know how I know you're old?

You have a pill organizer

You get excited when it's clean sheet night

You don't care if someone is wrong on the internet.

Clodfobble 04-24-2018 03:42 PM

Oh shit, I'm ancient.

DanaC 04-24-2018 04:30 PM

Yeah - I relate to a frightening percentage of that list :P

lumberjim 04-24-2018 04:31 PM

with exception of the Cold Play line, these are all based on my reality.

Clodfobble 04-24-2018 04:34 PM

Mr. Clod is getting LASIK tomorrow because he was already nearsighted when the reading glasses phase kicked in, and the progressive lenses gave him constant headaches even though he tried for six months to get used to them. So now he's correcting the nearsightedness so he can drop back down to just one type of glasses again.

zippyt 04-24-2018 06:13 PM

you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!

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